Holy Sh*t It's Your Birthday

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Step up your Birthday cards this year.  Send a never-ending card anonymously or be there to bask in the glory that is elevated gifting ***NOTE*** If you are ordering the...

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You Have a Small P**nis

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Baby Shower Congratulations

$12.99

Baby Shower Prank Card ***NOTE*** If you are ordering the card activated, we assume the next person who opens the cards is the recipient.  That means, when the card is...

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Just For You - Offensive Singing Card

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Rude Musical Cards - The Original Never Ending Card Step up your greeting cards this year, it's 2023 after all. Send a never-ending card anonymously or be there to bask in...

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Happy Fucking Birthday To You! Prank Song Card

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T*ts Your Birthday

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Step up your Birthday cards this year.  Send a never-ending card anonymously or be there to bask in the glory that is elevated gifting ***NOTE*** If you are ordering the...

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Happy Birthday DickHead

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Happy birthday dickhead! Step up your Birthday cards this year.  Send a never-ending card anonymously or be there to bask in the glory that is elevated gifting Happy Birthday Dickhead! ...

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Tiny Penis - Glitter Bomb Card

$9.99

Hilarious Joke Greeting Card Remember the first time you received a thoughtful card for your birthday?  Remember the warm feeling you got reading the heartfelt message on the inside?  Maybe...

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Glitter Bomb Birthday Card

$9.99

Remember the first time you received a thoughtful card for your birthday?  Remember the warm feeling you got reading the heartfelt message on the inside?  Maybe a crisp ten dollar...

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Happy Birthday to You and Your Saggy Melons! - Glitter Bomb Card

$9.99

Funny Happy Birthday Card Remember the first time you received a thoughtful card for your birthday?  Remember the warm feeling you got reading the heartfelt message on the inside?  Maybe...

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Happy Birthday Card!

$7.99 – $11.99

Have a Birthday coming up? This birthday card is the perfect way to let someone know you're thinking of them.  Enjoy! MATERIAL DETAILS:CARD SIZE: 4.25 x 5.50 inchesPAPER: Made on...

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Happy Birthday DICKHEAD Greeting Card

$7.99 – $11.99

Let that special someone know that they're a DICKHEAD for their Birthday this year. MATERIAL DETAILS: CARD SIZE: 4.25 x 5.50 inchesPAPER: Made on quality, double sided 14 pt cardstock. IMPORTANT: Make...

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