Same Dick Forever! Valentine's Day Greeting Card Like any of our products, we'll also ship this 100% anonymously for you! IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's...

"I Love You...And Your Dick" Valentine's Day Greeting Card This original greeting card pops open with a 3D penis and the message "EAT A DICK". Like any of our products,...

Happy Valentine's Day Big Dick - Valentine's Day Greeting Card This original greeting card pops open with a 3D penis.     Like any of our products, we'll also ship this...

Happy Milf's Day! CARD READS:FRONT: "Happy Mother's Day"INSIDE: "Just Kidding! Eat a Dick"MATERIAL DETAILS:CARD SIZE: 4.25 x 5.50 inchesPAPER: Made on quality, double sided 14 pt cardstock.PACKAGING: Cellophane wrapped for delivery....

"All I want for Christmas Is Your Dick" Greeting Card

D E T A I L SFRONT: “YOU'RE THE TITS”INSIDE: <Pop Up Boobs!>CARD SIZE: 4.25 x 5.50 inchesPAPER: Made on quality 14 pt cardstock.PACKAGING: Cellophane wrapped for delivery. Includes white...

+ Open the card to see the 3D pop up BOOBIES   FRONT: “MERRY TITSMAS”INSIDE: <Pop Up Boobs!>CARD SIZE: 4.25 x 5.50 inchesPAPER: Made on quality 14 pt cardstock.PACKAGING: Cellophane...

+ Open the card to see the 3D pop up BOOBIES   D E T A I L SFRONT: “TITS YOUR BIRTHDAY”INSIDE: <Pop Up Boobs!>CARD SIZE: 4.25 x 5.50 inchesPAPER:...

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Enjoy This Holiday Greeting Card 3 Hours of a Non-Stop Rock n' Roll Christmas Carol. Great way to annoy a friend or Enemy. Of course, when your recipient attempts to...

Tell a person in your life to "EAT A DICK" in the best way possible way. CARD READS:FRONT: "I Saw This Card And Thought Of You"Inside: Pop up dickMATERIAL DETAILS:CARD...

Tell a person in your life to "EAT A DICK" in the best way possible way. CARD READS:FRONT: "I like You How I Like My Christmas Tree"INSIDE: "Erect"MATERIAL DETAILS:CARD SIZE:...