Send a Prank Greeting Card that EXPLODES with Glitter and/or Dick Confetti when opened! Pick from several different greeting options. The standard "HAVE A GREAT DAY!" option, or send it as...

Tell someone to "EAT A DICK" in the best way possible! This original greeting card pops open with a 3D penis and the message "EAT A DICK". Like any of...

Tell someone to Eat a Bag of Dicks with this festive Christmas Card!

“MERRY CHRISTMAS...I GOT YOU A PRESENT” Perfect addition to any DicksByMail.com product this Christmas season. As seen on Saturday Night Live, send your friends or (fr)enemies a Dick in a...

Tell someone to "EAT A DICK" in the best way possible this Valentines Day! This original greeting card pops open with a 3D penis and the message "EAT A DICK"....

Check Out Our Original Fart Greeting Card!! We have this thing rigged up with some serious FART SPRAY, so when your recipient opens up the card they'll have quite the...

Tell someone to "EAT A DICK" in the best way possible way. This original greeting card pops open with a 3D penis and the message "EAT A DICK". Like any...

Tell a Mother in your life to "EAT A DICK" in the best way possible way. CARD READS:FRONT: "Happy Mother's Day"INSIDE: "Just Kidding! Eat a Dick"MATERIAL DETAILS:CARD SIZE: 4.25 x 5.50 inchesPAPER: Made...

Tell a Father in your life to "EAT A DICK" in the best way possible way. CARD READS:FRONT: "Happy Father's Day"INSIDE: "Just Kidding! Eat a Dick"MATERIAL DETAILS:CARD SIZE: 4.25 x 5.50 inchesPAPER: Made...

Tell someone to "Jingle My Balls" this Christmas!

"All I want for Christmas Is Your Dick" Greeting Card

Tell someone to "Merry DicksMas" this Christmas!