Bag of Dicks Gummies Pranks Anonymous send hilarious pranks and gag gifts to your friends or family.
Bag of Dicks Gummies Pranks Anonymous send hilarious pranks and gag gifts to your friends or family.
Bag of Dicks Gummies Pranks Anonymous send hilarious pranks and gag gifts to your friends or family.
Bag of Dicks Gummies Pranks Anonymous send hilarious pranks and gag gifts to your friends or family.
Bag of Dicks Gummies Pranks Anonymous send hilarious pranks and gag gifts to your friends or family.
Bag of Dicks Gummies Pranks Anonymous send hilarious pranks and gag gifts to your friends or family.
Bag of Dicks Gummies Pranks Anonymous send hilarious pranks and gag gifts to your friends or family.
Bag of Dicks Gummies Pranks Anonymous send hilarious pranks and gag gifts to your friends or family.

Bag of Dicks Gummies

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Penis shaped fruity flavored snacks 

Soft, Sweet, Delectable Phallic gummies

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Getting every year!

I got these last year and this year for my husband and he still has no idea who sent them. I am gonna start sending them for his birthday too. 🤣🤣 They also do taste really good.

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Worth every penny 🤣🤣

My brother in law got the perfect dick gummy’s for his birthday! He loved them lol his favorite was the red ones!!

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Layla Taranto
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I had an issue with my tracking status. And the staff were quick to respond and gave me helpful information on what was happening.

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Naïla Song

i ordered it to europe and it took a long time to arrive but definitely worth it!!!

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Richard Ceraulo
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Worked great and was a lot of fun

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Marianne Clarke
Vindication

I was happy to find a company who allowed you to include a message with the bag of dicks because we wanted the people to know exactly who it came from!!

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DANIELLE ODOM
Perfect gift

I was looking for a gift to give a coworker. This was perfect for him. He didn't find it as amusing as all of my other coworkers did. When he left his Christmas gift behind and went on vacation, it was found and quickly opened. The gummies are actually really really good!

Send Your Friend A Bag of Dicks

Send your friend bag of gummy dicks for any occasion! Even add a personal note with your flaccid gift so they know exactly what they are sucking on.

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If you’re in the market for a mouthful of dicks, have we got good news for you!

Whether you are sending these to a friend, spouse, or just enjoying a handful for yourself, our bag of dicks are easily one of the easiest and cheapest ways to get your hands on so many delicious male genitalia.

We send our Bag Of Dicks in tightly sealed plastic, to ensure protection, and are always sent flaccid to ensure softness. If you know you’re not an amateur, we definitely recommend you upgrade to 2x or 3x the dicks, and add a message to make sure all the romance isn’t gone.

What these dicks lack in size, they make up for in spirit! Order yours now!

A gift from the large, affluent, ultra-orthodox gummy bear community. They’re not your traditional dicks. These are the world’s finest candy dicks! We have spent hours, weeks, and years perfecting the perfect dick for anyone to shove into their mouth. Filling your mouth or someone else’s mouth with penis candy can seem scary at first, but don’t fret! We have created an easy and anonymous way where you can get dicks into the hands and mouths of anyone you please! Everyone deserves the chance to eat a dicks! You can even include double and triple the dicks as well as your own personalized messages on the bag of dicks!

Give it a shot and see how delicious these little peckers really are!

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Bag of Dicks Gummies

$12.99