Bag of D*cks Gummies

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Soft, Sweet, Delectable, and most importantly Phallic gummies that make a delicious treat for anyone who wants to eat a bag of dicks!

$12.99

Amount of Dicks: Single Bag

  • Single Bag
  • Double Dick (20% off)
  • Triple Dicks (25% off)
  • Bucket of Dicks (five bags 40% off!)
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Scott Rippee

Lots of fun! Delivered as promised.

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Steven ash
Great replica

Likes the product! Hopefully so will my shit head neighbor

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Thomas Lumley
The perfect way to say ….

This is so fun and just wish I could have been a fly on the wall. How can we make it bigger?

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Victor Armijo
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Your says I'd get a verification that it was delivered. I never got that.

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Victoria Scrivner

Did it send to the address???? I never got notified

Great Ways To Use Our Prank:

If we’ve learned anything from Timberlake and Samberg, its that nothing says I love you like a dick in a box, well with our bag of dicks you can do just that without even needing a dick of your own! Just order yourself a bag of dicks, and put them in the box of your choice, and add any lyric from the SNL classic song, and you have yourself a gift worth giving!

Why We Have The BEST Bag Of Dicks:

You can never be too careful when it comes to your penis shaped fruity flavored snacks. That is why Pranks Anonymous makes sure they provide you with the absolute best quality in fruit snacks. No one takes more care with the gummy craft of shaping and stylizing penis shaped gummies. You can Eat A Dick whenever you like with these phallic shaped gummy treats! No matter what the occasion you can have everyone you know Eat A Bag Of Dicks and they are sure to love it!

DESCRIPTION: Bag Of Dicks Gummies

If you’re in the market for a mouthful of dicks, have we got good news for you!

Whether you are sending these to a friend, spouse, or just enjoying a handful for yourself, our bag of dicks are easily one of the easiest and cheapest ways to get your hands on so many delicious male genitalia.

We send our Bag Of Dicks in tightly sealed plastic, to ensure protection, and are always sent flaccid to ensure softness. If you know you’re not an amateur, we definitely recommend you upgrade to 2x or 3x the dicks, and add a message to make sure all the romance isn’t gone.

What these dicks lack in size, they make up for in spirit! Order yours now!

A gift from the large, affluent, ultra-orthodox gummy bear community. They’re not your traditional dicks. These are the world’s finest candy dicks! We have spent hours, weeks, and years perfecting the perfect dick for anyone to shove into their mouth. Filling your mouth or someone else’s mouth with penis candy can seem scary at first, but don’t fret! We have created an easy and anonymous way where you can get dicks into the hands and mouths of anyone you please! Everyone deserves the chance to eat a dicks! You can even include double and triple the dicks as well as your own personalized messages on the bag of dicks!

Give it a shot and see how delicious these little peckers really are!

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Customer Reviews

Based on 4252 reviews
90%
(3806)
6%
(242)
1%
(55)
0%
(18)
3%
(131)
S
Scott Rippee

Lots of fun! Delivered as promised.

S
Steven ash
Great replica

Likes the product! Hopefully so will my shit head neighbor

T
Thomas Lumley
The perfect way to say ….

This is so fun and just wish I could have been a fly on the wall. How can we make it bigger?

V
Victor Armijo
Question

Your says I'd get a verification that it was delivered. I never got that.

V
Victoria Scrivner

Did it send to the address???? I never got notified

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