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Baby Shower Card - Non Stop Crying Baby
$11.99Baby Shower Prank Card ***NOTE*** If you are ordering the card activated, we assume the next person who opens the cards is the recipient. That means, when the card is...
Baby Shower Greeting Card - Non Stop Crying Baby
$11.99Baby Shower Prank Card ***NOTE*** If you are ordering the card activated, we assume the next person who opens the cards is the recipient. That means, when the card is...
Bag of D-Gummies
$12.99Send Your Friend A Bag of Dicks Send your friend bag of gummy dicks for any occasion! Even add a personal note with your flaccid gift so they know exactly what...
Box in a Box in a Box in a....
$29.994 boxes. All Wrapped like a dickhead would wrap them. Added weight to make it feel like something NICE is inside. You're welcome Yeah, we're bringing it back. The nesting...
Congrats NSFW - Glitter Bomb Card
$11.99Congratulations Glitter Bomb Card Remember the first time you received a thoughtful card for your birthday? Remember the warm feeling you got reading the heartfelt message on the inside? Maybe...
Dad to the Bone - Funny Dad Shirt
$11.99You know "Bad to the Bone". Well, now you're getting Dad to the Bone. Perfect for the best dad in the world, make him go crazy with the endless looping...
Dick Card 3D Pop Up
Prank Dick Greeting Card The male penis is beautiful in its own right. Why not share its beauty with everyone you know by sending them a 3D Pop Up Dick...
Endless Baby Crying Father's Day Card w/ Glitter
$7.99The Endless Father's Day card plays a baby crying non-stop until the battery dies. Please Note: All items arrive packaged & not activated A short video Dad ...
Endless Baby Shower Greeting Card w/ Glitter
$11.99Baby Cries Non-Stop for over three hours (okay, it can last 6 hours!). Warn parents or prepare them! Features: Safe to sign lasts at least 3 hours Glitter inside if...
Endless Best Boss Card w/ Glitter
$11.99Fulfilled by our friends at Joker Greeting Loops a best boss song nonstop, open or closed, until the battery dies. Glitter if broken! Safe to open and sign Remove tab and give...
Endless Birthday Greeting Card w/ Glitter
$11.99Plays Happy Birthday non-stop until the battery dies. Because it's funny. Glitter inside if broken! Loops for at least 3 hours Safe to sign. Place in envelope then remove tab...
Endless Easter Greeting Card With Glitter
For all those Gregorian chant fans out there we have a card for you! Loops nonstop, open or closed, until the battery dies. Safe to open and sign Remove tab,...