Package Arrived Inappropriate Greeting Card

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Be a good person. Give the gift of a reliable erection. The outside of this 3d dick card is deceptively sweet, reading “your package has arrived” on the front cover....

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Grow Old Inappropriate 3D Anniversary Greeting Card

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Celebrate your bond with an ultra steamy look into the future. For valentine’s day, slip your significant other the most sexed up, inappropriate 3d greeting card on the internet. The...

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Make It Rain Inappropriate 3D Stripper Card

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Give that bachelor the only thing better than a wife–a dark, humid room and fistful of singles. The “live nudes” neon sign on the front cover of this 3d card...

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Happy Birthday, Ya Prick!

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Must…...protect...ego...at all…….cost. Happy Birthday Prick is a hysterical 3D greeting card celebrating the offensive ash-hole who likes to swing big prick energy around a room. The front cover reads, “Happy...

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I Love Your Weiner

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Sorry, did someone say hot dog eating contest? That Wiener is a hilariously cheeky 3D greeting card for when their personality is tops, but their pocket meat makes you weak....

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Surprise Barry Card

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The surprise dong seen ‘round the world. Now in a hilarious, 3D joke birthday card, Rick Roll your friends better than Rick Astley ever could. The front cover offers the...

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