Chocolate Prank - Dick in a Box (Optional Box Sleeves)

One Hilarious Chocolate.

Prank chocolate D is a solid 5.5-inch chocolate d (6–8 oz, not hollow) that shows up in a gift box looking like something thoughtful – until they open it. Ships with no sender name. Whether it's your best friend's birthday, your brother's promotion, or a coworker's send-off, you decide if they ever find out.

Pick your box

Same chocolate D inside every one. The box does the talking:

• The Chocolate D – the original. Sleek black box, no hints.
• Happy Birthday – for the birthday boy/girl who deserves it.
• Congratulations – "You deserve it." They really do.
• Be Mine – Valentine's, anniversaries, or the situationship.
• Nuts About You – the sweetest way to say it.
• Prank Phone Box – looks like a new phone is inside. It's chocolate.
• Prank Watch Box – a fancy watch box on the outside, chocolate on the inside.
• Something Fabulous – Pride, coming out, or just because.
• The Don – "Divine Delicacies." Looks like $200 truffles.
• Hung Stockings Christmas – a holiday box with a surprise inside.
• Christmas Santa Box – Santa brought something extra special this year.

Sending to a group? Buy more, pay less

• Double D's – 2 boxes, 10% off
• Three – 3 boxes, 15% off
• Five – 5 boxes, 20% off (the whole office, the whole bachelor party, the whole family)

Why this is the one people send

• 100% anonymous. Plain outer packaging, no sender name, no return address that points at you. Add a note (or don't) and let them wonder.
• Real chocolate. Solid, 6–8 oz, and it legitimately tastes good.
• Ships fast. Orders placed Monday–Friday ship same day or next business day from our US warehouse.
• Warm-weather shipping? Add the ice & insulation pack at checkout so it arrives solid.

How it works

1. Pick your box and how many.
2. Enter their address at checkout. Add a note if you want credit.
3. We box it, ship it plain, and you wait for the "WHO SENT THIS" text.

Make it a care package: add a Bag of D's or a glitter bomb to the same order.

Sending it to someone else? Put their name and address in the shipping fields at checkout, or it lands on your doorstep. Purchaser and recipient must be 18+. By ordering you agree to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy.