Holy Sh*t It's Your Birthday

Holy Sh*t It's Your Birthday

Non Activated
$12.99
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Holy Sh*t It's Your Birthday
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Holy Sh*t It's Your Birthday

$12.99

Step up your Birthday cards this year.  Send a never-ending card anonymously or be there to bask in the glory that is elevated gifting

***NOTE*** If you are ordering the card activated, we assume the next person who opens the cards is the recipient.  That means, when the card is opened next, it will be triggered and you will not be able to turn the sound off.

Holy Shit It's Your Birthday!  The Never-Ending Birthday card is guaranteed to make you want to stick a pencil in your ear.

  • Up to four hours of continuously looping Farting and pooping birthday song.  Make sure they open it in public for maximum embarrassment and panic (video below)
  • Anonymously sent activated with your custom message inside
  • The card must be destroyed to stop the sounds
  • When destroyed, a payload of fine glitter is there to make one final joke
  • maximum satisfaction 

Send one today!
  • 5 stars: 1 (11%)
  • 4 stars: 1 (11%)
  • 3 stars: 1 (11%)
  • 2 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 1 star: 6 (67%)
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Bruce Thornton

Took over 2 weeks to be delivered when I was charge for 4-6 day delivery, customer support is no help as well. Don’t buy, go somewhere else

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Shawn Green
Awful

I sent it to a friend and they spoiled the suprise inside the package

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Brandon

I guess good I wasn’t there to see it

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Melinda

I dislike this product. First i order over a 9 days ago, even tho it said 2-4 business day shipping and even giving them the benefit of the doubt going to 7 and it still didnt arrive in time. I emailed because the website said 24/7 customer service and i still have yet to hear back from then. Then i finally get it, and its an activated card to make sounds and it doesnt. It makes chirping sounds. So i tried to see if the glitter bomb would work and it didnt, it just fell out like i was dumping it on the floor. So definitely not worth the money that i spent. Find something better elsewhere.

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Jocelyn Cinamella
Horrible

The card was wore out nothing happened. I was disappointed

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Raymond

It didn't work at all, didn't even explode with glitter! Waste of time and money.

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Daniel

Don't order from this company they take your money and don't ship the product. I never got my product or a refund after asking multiple times and just kept getting told they sent it to their shipper, which in turn is supposed to take the items to the post office and the post office says they've never received any package

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Molly Bergeron
The music

The whole idea of the card which was displayed to me on there social media is that it goes for four hours without stopping.However, I tore the tab off my card just like instructions said so and the next morning when the receipt received the card it was playing like it was supposed for a couple of minutes and then just stopped not even playing for a hour

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Serena Polojac
Love LOve Love

I could write for a while but seriously the nicest company ever. Mistakes happened and they mixed my order up on accident. But when i emailed them they not only sent me my correct order but gave me a discount as well. Most company could have just ignored me but they are super super nice and you must buy from them. Love everything about this company and will definitely be buying again for birthdays!

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