Tiny Penis - Glitter Bomb Card

$9.99

Hilarious Joke Greeting Card

Remember the first time you received a thoughtful card for your birthday?  Remember the warm feeling you got reading the heartfelt message on the inside?  Maybe a crisp ten dollar bill fell to the floor as you opened the heavy card stock to reveal the sediment.  The beauty and simplicity that is a greeting card.

This is not that card.

As humans get further and further from each other each day, we here at DAYD believe there is something to be said for personal gifts.  Things that say something.  Maybe a little love.  Perhaps a little laugh.  Without a doubt, a card sends a message.  What that message is will be up to you.

Our new happy birthday tiny penis glitter bomb card is the perfect addition to any gifting occasion. Someone having a baby?  Got a card for that.  Want to say thank you in the loudest way possible? Yep...there's a card for that.  Want to really celebrate someone's birthday? Boy do we have a bunch of cards for that.

Made from thick card stock and packed full of glitter these cards will become the talk of any party or holiday.  Have us write the message on the inside or you can do it yourself for a new personal approach.  We are here to help make your party PARTAYYYYYYYYYYY

Greeting Cards will always be around.  It was just time for a face lift.  Welcome to the world of birthday glitter bomb cards. Have fun cleaning up.

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Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb Prank

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Great Gag Gift

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Easy to use online

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Michelle Burks
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The “spring loaded glitter bomb” was not loaded! The glitter was in a separate envelope, total waste of money!

Customer Reviews

Based on 4240 reviews
90%
(3801)
6%
(242)
1%
(55)
0%
(18)
3%
(124)
J
Josh Mcmahan

Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb Prank

A
Anna

Friend loved the gift!

D
Dale Campbell
Great Gag Gift

Would order again and again! Thanks

J
James Stuart
Fun times

Easy to use online

M
Michelle Burks
Terrible

The “spring loaded glitter bomb” was not loaded! The glitter was in a separate envelope, total waste of money!

Hilarious Joke Greeting Card

Remember the first time you received a thoughtful card for your birthday?  Remember the warm feeling you got reading the heartfelt message on the inside?  Maybe a crisp ten dollar bill fell to the floor as you opened the heavy card stock to reveal the sediment.  The beauty and simplicity that is a greeting card.

This is not that card.

As humans get further and further from each other each day, we here at DAYD believe there is something to be said for personal gifts.  Things that say something.  Maybe a little love.  Perhaps a little laugh.  Without a doubt, a card sends a message.  What that message is will be up to you.

Our new happy birthday tiny penis glitter bomb card is the perfect addition to any gifting occasion. Someone having a baby?  Got a card for that.  Want to say thank you in the loudest way possible? Yep...there's a card for that.  Want to really celebrate someone's birthday? Boy do we have a bunch of cards for that.

Made from thick card stock and packed full of glitter these cards will become the talk of any party or holiday.  Have us write the message on the inside or you can do it yourself for a new personal approach.  We are here to help make your party PARTAYYYYYYYYYYY

Greeting Cards will always be around.  It was just time for a face lift.  Welcome to the world of birthday glitter bomb cards. Have fun cleaning up.

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Tiny Penis  - Glitter Bomb Card

Tiny Penis - Glitter Bomb Card

$9.99

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Perfect card to bake some laugh. I think the prank was such a surprise it startled. The way it's mailed makes it easy to trick someone.

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Funniest prank you ever saw! The glitter after tearing the card to shut it up is the best! Highly recommended!

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