You Have a Small Penis Pranks Anonymous send hilarious pranks and gag gifts to your friends or family.
You Have a Small Penis Pranks Anonymous send hilarious pranks and gag gifts to your friends or family.
You Have a Small Penis Pranks Anonymous send hilarious pranks and gag gifts to your friends or family.
You Have a Small Penis Pranks Anonymous send hilarious pranks and gag gifts to your friends or family.
You Have a Small Penis
You Have a Small Penis Pranks Anonymous send hilarious pranks and gag gifts to your friends or family.
You Have a Small Penis
You Have a Small Penis
You Have a Small Penis Pranks Anonymous send hilarious pranks and gag gifts to your friends or family.
You Have a Small Penis Pranks Anonymous send hilarious pranks and gag gifts to your friends or family.
You Have a Small Penis Pranks Anonymous send hilarious pranks and gag gifts to your friends or family.
You Have a Small Penis

You Have a Small Penis

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Once the safety tag is removed, the next person who opens the card will:

Receive 2-4 hours of offensive, funny or disgusting songs (depending on the card)

The card must be destroyed to stop the sounds

When destroyed, a payload of fine glitter is there to make one final joke for maximum satisfaction 

Activated = Song plays on arrival/first open (most popular)

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As advertised, the embarrassment would not stop!

Perfect card to bake some laugh. I think the prank was such a surprise it startled. The way it's mailed makes it easy to trick someone.

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Funniest prank you ever saw! The glitter after tearing the card to shut it up is the best! Highly recommended!

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I had an issue with my tracking status. And the staff were quick to respond and gave me helpful information on what was happening.

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Naïla Song

i ordered it to europe and it took a long time to arrive but definitely worth it!!!

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Richard Ceraulo
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Worked great and was a lot of fun

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Marianne Clarke
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I was happy to find a company who allowed you to include a message with the bag of dicks because we wanted the people to know exactly who it came from!!

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DANIELLE ODOM
Perfect gift

I was looking for a gift to give a coworker. This was perfect for him. He didn't find it as amusing as all of my other coworkers did. When he left his Christmas gift behind and went on vacation, it was found and quickly opened. The gummies are actually really really good!

***NOTE*** If you are ordering the card activated, we assume the next person who opens the cards is the recipient.  That means, when the card is opened next, it will be triggered and you will not be able to turn the sound off.

Want to embarrass someone? give them a card that screams "I have a small penis" for up to four hours straight!!  The  card is designed to let the mother and father to-be know exactly what they are getting into. 

  • Up to four hours of continuously looping "I HAVE A SMALL PENIS".  Make sure they open it in public for maximum embarrassment and panic (video below)
  • Anonymously sent activate with your custom message already inside
  • The only way to stop the music is to destroy the card
  • When destroyed, a payload of fine glitter is there to make one final joke
  • maximum satisfaction 

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