You Have a Small P**nis

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Card didnt work like it was suppose to. Played for a few seconds and stopped and never played again. Paid for express shipping (3 business days) and got it in 7 days. Will not buy from this place again

Went over a month before sending then it was sent sent to billing and not shipping address. When asking when they would ship, they just kept sending the link to tracking that said “label created”.

Bag of D*cks Gummies

Gave it as a bday gift

Gave it as a bday gift to a friend. They still have no idea it was me!!!

Awsome

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***NOTE*** If you are ordering the card activated, we assume the next person who opens the cards is the recipient. That means, when the card is opened next, it will be triggered and you will not be able to turn the sound off.

Want to embarrass someone? give them a card that screams "I have a small penis" for up to four hours straight!! The card is designed to let the mother and father to-be know exactly what they are getting into.

Up to four hours of continuously looping "I HAVE A SMALL PENIS". Make sure they open it in public for maximum embarrassment and panic (video below)
Anonymously sent activate with your custom message already inside
The only way to stop the music is to destroy the card
When destroyed, a payload of fine glitter is there to make one final joke
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Activation Status	Activated, Non Activated

You Have a Small P**nis

Once the safety tag is removed, the next person who opens the card will:

Receive 2-4 hours of offensive, funny or disgusting songs (depending on the card)

The card must be destroyed to stop the sounds

When destroyed, a payload of fine glitter is there to make one final joke for maximum satisfaction

Activated = Song plays on arrival/first open (most popular)

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As advertised, the embarrassment would not stop!

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You Have a Small P**nis