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***NOTE*** If you are ordering the card activated, we assume the next person who opens the cards is the recipient.  That means, when the card is opened next, it will be triggered and you will not be able to turn the sound off.

Want to embarrass someone? give them a card that screams "I have a small penis" for up to four hours straight!!  The  card is designed to let the mother and father to-be know exactly what they are getting into. 

  • Up to four hours of continuously looping "I HAVE A SMALL PENIS".  Make sure they open it in public for maximum embarrassment and panic (video below)
  • Anonymously sent activate with your custom message already inside
  • The only way to stop the music is to destroy the card
  • When destroyed, a payload of fine glitter is there to make one final joke
  • maximum satisfaction 

Our Famous Never Ending Greeting Cards are back! Anonymously send the most confusing and offensive cards you never knew you needed
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You Have a Small Penis

$12.99