Happy Birthday D*ckhead! - Singing Birthday Greeting Card for Him

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Based on 12 reviews
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Mitchel dykman

Card was great but shipping sucked paid for 1-3 day shipping and got it in 2 weeks

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Jeffrey W
Perfect card

I sent one to my family members and each card was flawless! It drove them insane! Perfect gift, they didn’t see it coming!!!

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Evan Hill
Petty Betty

Gave this to my sisters cheating ex who had a baby. Fuck him.

S
Serena Polojac
Love LOve Love

I could write for a while but seriously the nicest company ever. Mistakes happened and they mixed my order up on accident. But when i emailed them they not only sent me my correct order but gave me a discount as well. Most company could have just ignored me but they are super super nice and you must buy from them. Love everything about this company and will definitely be buying again for birthdays!

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Gal

I don’t have a father…

Happy birthday dickhead!

Step up your Birthday cards this year.  Send a never-ending card anonymously or be there to bask in the glory that is elevated gifting

Happy Birthday Dickhead!  The Never-Ending Birthday card is guaranteed to make you want to stick a pencil in your ear.

  • Up to four hours of continuously looping Farting and pooping birthday song.  Make sure they open it in public for maximum embarrassment and panic (video below)
  • Anonymously sent activated with your custom message inside
  • The card must be destroyed to stop the sounds
  • When destroyed, a payload of fine glitter is there to make one final joke
  • maximum satisfaction 

Send one today!

Customer Reviews

Based on 12 reviews
92%
(11)
0%
(0)
8%
(1)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
M
Mitchel dykman

Card was great but shipping sucked paid for 1-3 day shipping and got it in 2 weeks

J
Jeffrey W
Perfect card

I sent one to my family members and each card was flawless! It drove them insane! Perfect gift, they didn’t see it coming!!!

E
Evan Hill
Petty Betty

Gave this to my sisters cheating ex who had a baby. Fuck him.

S
Serena Polojac
Love LOve Love

I could write for a while but seriously the nicest company ever. Mistakes happened and they mixed my order up on accident. But when i emailed them they not only sent me my correct order but gave me a discount as well. Most company could have just ignored me but they are super super nice and you must buy from them. Love everything about this company and will definitely be buying again for birthdays!

G
Gal

I don’t have a father…

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Happy Birthday D*ckhead! - Singing Birthday Greeting Card for Him

$12.99