Happy birthday dickhead!
Step up your Birthday cards this year. Send a never-ending card anonymously or be there to bask in the glory that is elevated gifting
Happy Birthday Dickhead! The Never-Ending Birthday card is guaranteed to make you want to stick a pencil in your ear.
- Up to four hours of continuously looping Farting and pooping birthday song. Make sure they open it in public for maximum embarrassment and panic (video below)
- Anonymously sent activated with your custom message inside
- The card must be destroyed to stop the sounds
- When destroyed, a payload of fine glitter is there to make one final joke
- maximum satisfaction
Send one today!