Step up your Birthday cards this year.  Send a never-ending card anonymously or be there to bask in the glory that is elevated gifting

***NOTE*** If you are ordering the card activated, we assume the next person who opens the cards is the recipient.  That means, when the card is opened next, it will be triggered and you will not be able to turn the sound off.

Tits Your Birthday Girl!  The Never-Ending Birthday card is guaranteed to make you want to stick a pencil in your ear.

• Up to four hours of continuously looping "birthday bitch".  Make sure they open it in public for maximum embarrassment and panic (video below)
• Anonymously sent activated with your custom message inside
• The card must be destroyed to stop the sounds
• When destroyed, a payload of fine glitter is there to make one final joke
• maximum satisfaction