Rude Birthday Card - Tits Your Birthday Pranks Anonymous send hilarious pranks and gag gifts to your friends or family.
Rude Birthday Card - Tits Your Birthday Pranks Anonymous send hilarious pranks and gag gifts to your friends or family.
Rude Birthday Card - Tits Your Birthday Pranks Anonymous send hilarious pranks and gag gifts to your friends or family.
Rude Birthday Card - Tits Your Birthday Pranks Anonymous send hilarious pranks and gag gifts to your friends or family.
Rude Birthday Card - Tits Your Birthday Pranks Anonymous send hilarious pranks and gag gifts to your friends or family.
Rude Birthday Card - Tits Your Birthday Pranks Anonymous send hilarious pranks and gag gifts to your friends or family.
Rude Birthday Card - Tits Your Birthday Pranks Anonymous send hilarious pranks and gag gifts to your friends or family.
T*ts Your Birthday
Rude Birthday Card - Tits Your Birthday Pranks Anonymous send hilarious pranks and gag gifts to your friends or family.
T*ts Your Birthday
Rude Birthday Card - Tits Your Birthday Pranks Anonymous send hilarious pranks and gag gifts to your friends or family.
Rude Birthday Card - Tits Your Birthday Pranks Anonymous send hilarious pranks and gag gifts to your friends or family.
Rude Birthday Card - Tits Your Birthday Pranks Anonymous send hilarious pranks and gag gifts to your friends or family.
Rude Birthday Card - Tits Your Birthday Pranks Anonymous send hilarious pranks and gag gifts to your friends or family.
Rude Birthday Card - Tits Your Birthday Pranks Anonymous send hilarious pranks and gag gifts to your friends or family.
Rude Birthday Card - Tits Your Birthday Pranks Anonymous send hilarious pranks and gag gifts to your friends or family.
T*ts Your Birthday

T*ts Your Birthday

$12.99

Once the safety tag is removed, the next person who opens the card will:

Receive 2-4 hours of offensive, funny or disgusting songs (depending on the card)

The card must be destroyed to stop the sounds

When destroyed, a payload of fine glitter is there to make one final joke for maximum satisfaction 

Activated = Song plays on arrival/first open (most popular)

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As advertised, the embarrassment would not stop!

Perfect card to bake some laugh. I think the prank was such a surprise it startled. The way it's mailed makes it easy to trick someone.

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Funniest prank you ever saw! The glitter after tearing the card to shut it up is the best! Highly recommended!

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Thomas Lumley
The perfect way to say ….

This is so fun and just wish I could have been a fly on the wall. How can we make it bigger?

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Victor Armijo
Question

Your says I'd get a verification that it was delivered. I never got that.

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Victoria Scrivner

Did it send to the address???? I never got notified

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Josh Mcmahan

Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb Prank

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Anna Doll

Friend loved the gift!

Step up your Birthday cards this year.  Send a never-ending card anonymously or be there to bask in the glory that is elevated gifting

***NOTE*** If you are ordering the card activated, we assume the next person who opens the cards is the recipient.  That means, when the card is opened next, it will be triggered and you will not be able to turn the sound off.

Tits Your Birthday Girl!  The Never-Ending Birthday card is guaranteed to make you want to stick a pencil in your ear.

  • Up to four hours of continuously looping "birthday bitch".  Make sure they open it in public for maximum embarrassment and panic (video below)
  • Anonymously sent activated with your custom message inside
  • The card must be destroyed to stop the sounds
  • When destroyed, a payload of fine glitter is there to make one final joke
  • maximum satisfaction 
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