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Never Ending Sounds for Never Ending Fun

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Our patented "never ending" cards are the perfect addition do any occasion. Write your message, activate the card, and get ready for a surprise. With a battery that last up to four hours, these greeting cards keep the party going all. night. long.

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How to give the best card ever

1

Choose The Perfect Card for the Occasion

2

Write Your Heartfelt (or not) Note

3

Remove the Safety Tag & Put in  an Envelope

4

Film and Photograph the Reactions!

gifting is better than getting

some of the best occasions to give a card

  • Birthday Card for your stupid brother
  • Messing with your friend at the office
  • Letting your BFF know they shouldn't have had that baby
  • Thanks for nothing, dad
  • A funny get well soon for someone who needs a laugh
  • annoying your uncle who's kinda weird
  • Letting your ex know what they have :)
  • thousands more reasons...

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up your greeting card game to something they really won't every forget!

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