Step up your greeting card this Christmas Season with the endlessly looping farting Christmas card. Send a never-ending card anonymously or be there to bask in the glory that is elevated gifting
Holy Shit It's Christmas!! The Never-Ending Shitty Christmas sound is designed to let bring the party at this year's White Elephant.
- 3-6 hours of continuously looping farting Christmas Sounds.
- Sent in Safe mode so you can add your own note before sending the card
- The card must be destroyed to stop the sounds
- When destroyed, a payload of fine glitter is there to make one final joke
- maximum satisfaction
- battery life lasts over one year, so don't worry about using them over time!
Send one today!