April Fool's Day

Bag of D-Gummies

$12.99

Send Your Friend A Bag of Dicks Send your friend bag of gummy dicks for any occasion! Even add a personal note with your flaccid gift so they know exactly what...

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Mail Your Message in A Potato

$9.99

Mail A Prank Potato Potato Message Prank Do we need to say more!? It's a freaking potato in the mail! Add a custom message and a holiday sticker! -- There...

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Dick Card 3D Pop Up

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Prank Dick Greeting Card The male penis is beautiful in its own right. Why not share its beauty with everyone you know by sending them a 3D Pop Up Dick...

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FOR YOU – Never Ending Country Moaning Song Card

$11.99

Never Ending Card Make a splash this year with the most annoying card you can buy.  Over four hours of looping sounds that can only be stopped when destroyed.  The...

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It's Your Birthday - Rude Musical Cards

$11.99

Step up your Birthday cards this year.  Send a never-ending card anonymously or be there to bask in the glory that is elevated gifting ***NOTE*** If you are ordering the...

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MEGA Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb

$29.99

At over 4X the size of the standard glitter bomb, forget everything you knew about glitter bombs!-- Why glitter bomb just one person when you can MEGA Glitter Bomb the...

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Box in a Box in a Box in a....

$29.99

4 boxes. All Wrapped like a dickhead would wrap them.  Added weight to make it feel like something NICE is inside.  You're welcome Yeah, we're bringing it back.  The nesting...

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Just Because - Glitter Bomb Card

$9.99

Remember the first time you received a thoughtful card for your birthday?  Remember the warm feeling you got reading the heartfelt message on the inside?  Maybe a crisp ten dollar...

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Exploding Congratulations Card - Glitter Bomb Greeting Card

$11.99

Confetti Glitter Bomb Card We are reinventing greeting cards.  The Confetti Cannon Cards will make all other peasant cards inferior. ***NOTE*** If you are ordering the card activated, we assume...

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Happy Fucking Birthday To You! Prank Song Card

$11.99

***NOTE*** If you are ordering the card activated, we assume the next person who opens the cards is the recipient.  That means, when the card is opened next, it will...

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Thanks A Shitload - Farting Card

$11.99

Step up your Thank You cards this year.  Send a never-ending card anonymously or be there to bask in the glory that is elevated gifting ***NOTE*** If you are ordering...

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Rude Birthday Card - Tits Your Birthday

$11.99

Step up your Birthday cards this year.  Send a never-ending card anonymously or be there to bask in the glory that is elevated gifting ***NOTE*** If you are ordering the...

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