Eat a D*ck - Chocolate Prank Gift
Eat a D*ck - Chocolate Prank Gift
Eat a D*ck - Chocolate Prank Gift
Eat a D*ck - Chocolate Prank Gift
Eat a D*ck - Chocolate Prank Gift
Eat a D*ck - Chocolate Prank Gift
Eat a D*ck - Chocolate Prank Gift
Eat a D*ck - Chocolate Prank Gift
Eat a D*ck - Chocolate Prank Gift
Eat a D*ck - Chocolate Prank Gift

Eat a D*ck - Chocolate Prank Gift

$19.99

Our Friends at Dick At Your Door made a girthy gift just for you!

6.5" of solid milk chocolate

Expertly disguised in a pretty package

100% anonymous and discreet packaging, guaranteed!

Add a custom message below and we'll include it for you!

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Well worth the money!

I sent both of my sisters the Dick for Christmas and they immediately knew it was from me! They both loved it and we cracked jokes about it for days. I can’t wait to send Eat My Ass next year!.

Margo Hubber

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The dick arrived and gave my boyfriend a great laugh! Me as well. Later I got his dick so we were both very happy. This is an awesome idea and a lot of fun with tons of laughs!

Chet Melvin

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A.K.

i paid extra for faster shipping and it didn’t get delivered on time

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T.K.

Delivered on time and discreetly!

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Michael Reynolds
Glitter prank didn't work.

When package arrived and was opened there was no glitter in the cup that popped out of the box. All the glitter had fallen out so there was no surprise. Was waste of money.

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EVELIA

Perfect, for the intended use, 😋

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A.T.

Hilarious

The Original Chocolate Dick Prank.  This is exactly what you have been searching for, we promise.

Back in 2016, we were just a couple of 20 somethings making funny dick jokes and melting chocolate in a small kitchen.  Looking back, we had no clue where we were going or what this would be.  Nonetheless, here we are and now we are better than ever.  Seriously.

We've double the size of the chocolate by weight and dimensions (girth baby), added new flavors (hello giant gummies!), and given you all the option you need to give the best gift of all time.

In as little as two minutes, you can order the funniest and most confusing gift in the world.

Following the steps make this as easy as you want.

Step 2: Add a Message - Not a requirement, but a prank gift is always funnier when there is an equally confusing message included

Step 3:  Upgrades - Need it gift wrapped for the special occasion? We got you!

That's it!  Any way you decide to send this, you can rest assured that it'll be a fun joke! 

Order before 3PM PST and your order is shipped the same day!  We also offer ice packs, priority, and express shipments.  Just let us know what you need and we can make it happen.

Hugs and kisses from the DAYD boys and the little family here in San Diego.

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