Eat a D*ck - Chocolate Prank Gift

$19.99

Solid chocolate. Solid insult. Solid gold prank.

You know what’s better than sending someone flowers? Sending them a giant chocolate dick they have to unwrap, stare at, and decide if they’re gonna bite the tip first or go straight for the base.

The Eat a Dick – Chocolate Dick is not subtle. It’s not romantic (unless your romance involves filthy jokes). It’s a big, solid 5.5 inch chocolate penis made from cacao, and it shows up in a sleek black box like some luxury jewelry… if the “jewel” was a perfectly molded cocoa cock.

And the best part? It ships 100% anonymously. No sender info. No return address. Just pure, edible confusion delivered right to their door.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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"Sent this to my step daughter anonymously knowing she would die laughing. Everyone got a kick out of it but it drive her nuts not knowing who did it which made it even better."

lori s.

I was pleasantly surprised by how well it worked. I was nervous she wouldn’t open it because I knew it would feel pressured from the spring but she did. Great prank gift!

michelle k.

I bought this for my cousin, and had my daughter video record it, and it was absolutely hilarious! At least she opened it in her garage, and not in the house

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We Upgraded Everything!

Back in 2016 when we built the first glitter bomb, we had no idea what we were doing. 2023 meant it was time for an upgrade! Our new tubes have 3x the amount of glitter, a larger spring, and a compression sponge in the cap to make sure glitter doesn't fall out in transit.

We've also added coils and a handle on the tube so you can be sure it will go off without a hitch. Oh and as always, we guarantee anonymity and success so order with confidence that your prank goes off without a hitch

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Eat a D*ck - Chocolate Prank Gift

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Eat a D*ck - Chocolate Prank Gift