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Tell someone to Eat a Bag of Dicks with this festive Christmas Card!
Tell a person in your life to "EAT A DICK" in the best way possible way. CARD READS:FRONT: "I like You How I Like My Christmas Tree"INSIDE: "Erect"MATERIAL DETAILS:CARD SIZE:...
Trust us, size doesn't always matter! These teenie weenies are perfectly circumferenced to accommodate all beverage vessel types! Be it a beer bottle, can, wine glass, or your trusty mug, protect...
Because boring old confetti just isn't cocky enough! Jazz up your tables and spreads with this one of kind and oh so cocky, cockfetti!
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"All I want for Christmas Is Your Dick" Greeting Card
“MERRY CHRISTMAS...I GOT YOU A PRESENT” Perfect addition to any DicksByMail.com product this Christmas season. As seen on Saturday Night Live, send your friends or (fr)enemies a Dick in a...
The Official Dick Towel. As seen on Always Sunny in Philadelphia, now available at DicksByMail.com!! It’s a tiny bird, a huge unit, and tight buns all rolled into one...
The Original Chocolate Dick Prank. This is exactly what you have been searching for, we promise. Back in 2016, we were just a couple of 20 somethings making funny dick...