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Not crazy about this ornament? Make like Santa at a strip club, and take a look around. Our horny elves have been working nonstop on all sorts of unique Christmas...

Remember the first time you received a thoughtful card for your birthday?  Remember the warm feeling you got reading the heartfelt message on the inside?  Maybe a crisp ten dollar...

Glitter Bomb Card Our Custom Made Glitter Bomb and Exploding Confetti Cards with their specially made pouches hold 1X, 2X, or 3X the glitter secretively in place until the card...

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