Tell someone to "EAT A DICK" in the best way possible! This original greeting card pops open with a 3D penis and the message "EAT A DICK". Like any of...

Tell someone to "EAT A DICK" in the best way possible this Valentines Day! This original greeting card pops open with a 3D penis and the message "EAT A DICK"....

Four chocolates -100%, fair trade, organic, and paleo.  Naturally gluten free, unlike the real thing, so dive in!

The Vegan Chocolate Poop Prank you never knew you needed to play. Our sister company dickatyourdoor . com has been making the best organic, vegan, paleo friendly chocolate novelties for almost...

Send a Prank Greeting Card that EXPLODES with Glitter and/or Dick Confetti when opened! Pick from several different greeting options. The standard "HAVE A GREAT DAY!" option, or send it as...

Happy Fucking Birthday is back and better than ever!  BOLDER BIGGER AND BADDER Looking for a unique way to send a message to someone special? Look no further than our...

Not crazy about this ornament? Make like Santa at a strip club, and take a look around. Our horny elves have been working nonstop on all sorts of unique Christmas...

Embarrass your friends and family with the Fake Product Package Introducing the ultimate prank box - the perfect way to embarrass your friends, family, or even your enemies! This box is...

Embarrass your friends and family with the STD Home Testing Kit Fake Package Each order comes in a 10 x 5 x 5" empty box Weight added to give it a...

Tell a Father in your life to "EAT A DICK" in the best way possible way. CARD READS:FRONT: "Happy Father's Day"INSIDE: "Just Kidding! Eat a Dick"MATERIAL DETAILS:CARD SIZE: 4.25 x 5.50 inchesPAPER: Made...

Getting ready for her man Can dam any river What that mouth do? Dimensions: 3.5" W x 4.5" H x 2.5" D Hand painted glass ornament  Not crazy about this...