Eat a Dick - Original Greeting Card

$8.99 – $19.99

Tell someone to "EAT A DICK" in the best way possible! This original greeting card pops open with a 3D penis and the message "EAT A DICK". Like any of...

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Eat a Dick - Original Valentines Day Greeting Card

$7.99 – $21.99

Tell someone to "EAT A DICK" in the best way possible this Valentines Day! This original greeting card pops open with a 3D penis and the message "EAT A DICK"....

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Eat My Ass - Edible Anus Chocolate Pranks

$15.99

Four chocolates -100%, fair trade, organic, and paleo.  Naturally gluten free, unlike the real thing, so dive in!

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Eat Shit - Funny Chocolate Poop Prank

$14.99

The Vegan Chocolate Poop Prank you never knew you needed to play. Our sister company dickatyourdoor . com has been making the best organic, vegan, paleo friendly chocolate novelties for almost...

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EXPLODING Glitter Bomb Cards!

$9.99

Send a Prank Greeting Card that EXPLODES with Glitter and/or Dick Confetti when opened! Pick from several different greeting options. The standard "HAVE A GREAT DAY!" option, or send it as...

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Extra Glitter (optional)?

$1.99

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F*ck You Prank Card

$9.99

Happy Fucking Birthday is back and better than ever!  BOLDER BIGGER AND BADDER Looking for a unique way to send a message to someone special? Look no further than our...

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Faded Frosty

$24.99

Not crazy about this ornament? Make like Santa at a strip club, and take a look around. Our horny elves have been working nonstop on all sorts of unique Christmas...

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Fake Product Boxes

$9.99

Embarrass your friends and family with the Fake Product Package Introducing the ultimate prank box - the perfect way to embarrass your friends, family, or even your enemies! This box is...

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Fake STD Subscription Box

$12.99

Embarrass your friends and family with the STD Home Testing Kit Fake Package Each order comes in a 10 x 5 x 5" empty box Weight added to give it a...

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Father's Day Card - Prank Farting Card

$14.00

Happy Father’s Day (Now Smell That) This Father’s Day, skip the tie and give Dad what he really deserves—a card that farts louder than his recliner ever could. Open the...

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Father's Day Eat a Dick Pop Up Card

$8.99 – $21.99

Tell a Father in your life to "EAT A DICK" in the best way possible way. CARD READS:FRONT: "Happy Father's Day"INSIDE: "Just Kidding! Eat a Dick"MATERIAL DETAILS:CARD SIZE: 4.25 x 5.50 inchesPAPER: Made...

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