Butt Plug of the Month

We've all seen the famous and timeless snake in a can prank.  If you haven't, you've been living under a rock. Either way, we here at Dick At Your Door...

Not crazy about this ornament? Make like Santa at a strip club, and take a look around. Our horny elves have been working nonstop on all sorts of unique Christmas...

About this product A tiny suction cup that connects your cell phone to your cheekbone so you can make hands-free calls sounds too good to be true, which it isn't....

Not crazy about this ornament? Make like Santa at a strip club, and take a look around. Our horny elves have been working nonstop on all sorts of unique Christmas...

Not crazy about this ornament? Make like Santa at a strip club, and take a look around. Our horny elves have been working nonstop on all sorts of unique Christmas...

Not crazy about this ornament? Make like Santa at a strip club, and take a look around. Our horny elves have been working nonstop on all sorts of unique Christmas...

The Original Chocolate Dick Prank.  This is exactly what you have been searching for, we promise. Back in 2016, we were just a couple of 20 somethings making funny dick...

Four truffle chocolates -100% vegan, fair trade, organic, and paleo.  Naturally gluten free, unlike the real thing, so dive in!

The Vegan Chocolate Poop Prank you never knew you needed to play. Our sister company dickatyourdoor . com has been making the best organic, vegan, paleo friendly chocolate novelties for almost...