Happy Birthday to You and Your Saggy Melons! - Glitter Bomb Card

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Funny Happy Birthday Card Remember the first time you received a thoughtful card for your birthday?  Remember the warm feeling you got reading the heartfelt message on the inside?  Maybe...

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Happy DILF Day Card

$9.99

Tell the father in your life to "EAT A DICK" in the best way possible way. CARD READS:FRONT: "Happy DILF Day!"INSIDE: Pop up dickMATERIAL DETAILS:CARD SIZE: 4.25 x 5.50 inchesPAPER:...

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Happy Fucking Birthday To You! Prank Song Card

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***NOTE*** If you are ordering the card activated, we assume the next person who opens the cards is the recipient.  That means, when the card is opened next, it will...

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Happy Valentine's Day Big Dick - Valentine's Day Greeting Card

$4.99

Happy Valentine's Day Big Dick - Valentine's Day Greeting Card This original greeting card pops open with a 3D penis.     Like any of our products, we'll also ship this...

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Ho Ho Holy Shit - Farting Christmas Card

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If you are looking to send an anonymous prank of this card CLICK HERE to be taken to the prank listingThe Best Selling Ho ho Holy shit card is back and ready...

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Ho Ho Hung

$24.99

Not crazy about this ornament? Make like Santa at a strip club, and take a look around. Our horny elves have been working nonstop on all sorts of unique Christmas...

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Holy Sh*t It's Your Birthday

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Step up your Birthday cards this year.  Send a never-ending card anonymously or be there to bask in the glory that is elevated gifting ***NOTE*** If you are ordering the...

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Hot Lips

$24.99

Not crazy about this ornament? Make like Santa at a strip club, and take a look around. Our horny elves have been working nonstop on all sorts of unique Christmas...

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Hot Lips Valentine's Ornament Gift

$26.99$19.99

Ornaments aren't just for the holidays, you know!  Give the gift of Hot Lips to your boo this year.  Hang it from your rearview mirror. Make it a necklace.  Save...

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I Love You....And Your Dick - Valentine's Day Greeting Card

$4.99

"I Love You...And Your Dick" Valentine's Day Greeting Card This original greeting card pops open with a 3D penis and the message "EAT A DICK". Like any of our products,...

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I'm Nuts About You - Chocolate Penis Gift

$24.99

Roses are so 2000. Chocolate is in......even better, a chocolate dick. This milk chocolate dick in a box is perfect for a special occasion or just a friendly reminder to eat a...

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Jingle Balls

$14.99$12.99

If you are looking to send an anonymous prank of this card CLICK HERE to be taken to the prank listingThe Best Selling Jingle Balls card is back and ready...

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