I Have a Small Penis – Never Ending Prank Card

***NOTE*** If you are ordering the card activated, we assume the next person who opens the cards is the recipient.  That means, when the card is opened next, it will be triggered and you will not be able to turn the sound off.

[embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knRBoMKNe5E[/embed]

Want to embarrass someone? give them a card that screams “I have a small penis” for up to four hours straight!!  The  card is designed to let the mother and father to-be know exactly what they are getting into. 

  • Up to four hours of continuously looping “I HAVE A SMALL PENIS”.  Make sure they open it in public for maximum embarrassment and panic (video below)
  • Anonymously sent activate with your custom message already inside
  • The only way to stop the music is to destroy the card
  • When destroyed, a payload of fine glitter is there to make one final joke
  • maximum satisfaction 

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Let It Snow! – Surprise Greeting Card

This is a hilarious christmas card for a friend or family member

Surprise Greeting card that shoots fake snow in the air when opened.  Does it get any better than that?

We are re-inventing greeting cards.  The Confetti Cannon Cards will make all other peasant cards inferior.

***NOTE*** If you are ordering the card activated, we assume the next person who opens the cards is the recipient.  That means, when the card is opened next, it will be triggered & the confetti of your choosing will launch into the air!

[embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MU9RxY4AvvI[/embed]

Let it snow, let it snow!  The New and Improved glitter cannon card is the perfect game changer to the greeting card world

  • Up to 4oz of the confetti of your choosing will launch when opened
  • Anonymously sent activate with your custom message already inside
  • Fine, chunky, or giant confetti available so you can choose your level of cleanup
  • maximum satisfaction knowing you have played the ultimate birthday prank

Anonymously send the card they will never forget.  With up to four ounces of fine glitter included, these cards are designed for maximum confusion, frustration, and…well….cleanup.  Check out our entire lineup of cards here for all your favorite occasions.

Whether it’s a birthday, the holidays, graduations, funerals (ehhh maybe not) Valentine’s Day, or just because, we know the greeting card game will never be the same again.

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It’s Your Birthday – Spring Loaded Confetti Popper Card

We are re-inventing greeting cards.  The Confetti Cannon Cards will make all other peasant cards inferior.

***NOTE*** If you are ordering the card activated, we assume the next person who opens the cards is the recipient.  That means, when the card is opened next, it will be triggered & the confetti of your choosing will launch into the air!

Happy birthday! You’re the shit!  The New and Improved glitter cannon card is the perfect game changer to the greeting card world

  • Up to 4oz of the confetti of your choosing will launch when opened
  • Anonymously sent activate with your custom message already inside
  • Fine, chunky, or giant confetti available so you can choose your level of cleanup
  • maximum satisfaction knowing you have played the ultimate birthday prank

Anonymously send the card they will never forget.  With up to four ounces of fine glitter included, these cards are designed for maximum confusion, frustration, and…well….cleanup.  Check out our entire lineup of cards here for all your favorite occasions.

Whether it’s a birthday, the holidays, graduations, funerals (ehhh maybe not) Valentine’s Day, or just because, we know the greeting card game will never be the same again.

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Exploding Congratulations Card – Glitter Bomb Greeting Card

We are re-inventing greeting cards.  The Confetti Cannon Cards will make all other peasant cards inferior.

***NOTE*** If you are ordering the card activated, we assume the next person who opens the cards is the recipient.  That means, when the card is opened next, it will be triggered & the confetti of your choosing will launch into the air!

Congratulations! You just did a thing!  Here’s a card filled with exploding balloon confetti! The New and Improved glitter cannon card is the perfect game changer to the greeting card world

  • Up to 4oz of the confetti of your choosing will launch when opened
  • Anonymously sent activate with your custom message already inside
  • Fine, chunky, or giant confetti available so you can choose your level of cleanup
  • maximum satisfaction knowing you have played the ultimate birthday prank

Anonymously send the card they will never forget.  With up to four ounces of fine glitter included, these cards are designed for maximum confusion, frustration, and…well….cleanup.  Check out our entire lineup of cards here for all your favorite occasions.

Whether it’s a birthday, the holidays, graduations, funerals (ehhh maybe not) Valentine’s Day, or just because, we know the greeting card game will never be the same again.

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Tits Your Birthday – Never Ending Offensive Birthday Card

Step up your Birthday cards this year.  Send a never-ending card anonymously or be there to bask in the glory that is elevated gifting

***NOTE*** If you are ordering the card activated, we assume the next person who opens the cards is the recipient.  That means, when the card is opened next, it will be triggered and you will not be able to turn the sound off.

[embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0O8oKFdrDQ[/embed]

Tits Your Birthday Girl!  The Never-Ending Birthday card is guaranteed to make you want to stick a pencil in your ear.

  • Up to four hours of continuously looping Farting and pooping birthday song.  Make sure they open it in public for maximum embarrassment and panic (video below)
  • Anonymously sent activated with your custom message inside
  • The card must be destroyed to stop the sounds
  • When destroyed, a payload of fine glitter is there to make one final joke
  • maximum satisfaction 

Send one today!

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Happy Birthday Dickhead – Never Ending Offensive Birthday Card

Step up your Birthday cards this year.  Send a never-ending card anonymously or be there to bask in the glory that is elevated gifting

***NOTE*** If you are ordering the card activated, we assume the next person who opens the cards is the recipient.  That means, when the card is opened next, it will be triggered and you will not be able to turn the sound off.

[embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VyypjnDbIo[/embed]

Happy Birthday Dickhead!  The Never-Ending Birthday card is guaranteed to make you want to stick a pencil in your ear.

  • Up to four hours of continuously looping Farting and pooping birthday song.  Make sure they open it in public for maximum embarrassment and panic (video below)
  • Anonymously sent activated with your custom message inside
  • The card must be destroyed to stop the sounds
  • When destroyed, a payload of fine glitter is there to make one final joke
  • maximum satisfaction 

Send one today!

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Holy Shit it’s Your Birthday – Never Ending Offensive Birthday Card

Step up your Birthday cards this year.  Send a never-ending card anonymously or be there to bask in the glory that is elevated gifting

***NOTE*** If you are ordering the card activated, we assume the next person who opens the cards is the recipient.  That means, when the card is opened next, it will be triggered and you will not be able to turn the sound off.

Holy Shit It’s Your Birthday!  The Never-Ending Birthday card is guaranteed to make you want to stick a pencil in your ear.

  • Up to four hours of continuously looping Farting and pooping birthday song.  Make sure they open it in public for maximum embarrassment and panic (video below)
  • Anonymously sent activated with your custom message inside
  • The card must be destroyed to stop the sounds
  • When destroyed, a payload of fine glitter is there to make one final joke
  • maximum satisfaction 

Send one today!

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Thanks a Shit Load – Never Ending Farting Card

This is a thank you card stating thanks a shitload

Step up your Thank You cards this year.  Send a never-ending card anonymously or be there to bask in the glory that is elevated gifting

***NOTE*** If you are ordering the card activated, we assume the next person who opens the cards is the recipient.  That means, when the card is opened next, it will be triggered and you will not be able to turn the sound off.

[embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEJVNipojwA[/embed]

Thanks a Shit Load!  The Never-Ending Thank you card is guaranteed to make you want to stick a pencil in your ear.

  • Up to four hours of continuously looping Farting and pooping noises.  Make sure they open it in public for maximum embarrassment and panic (video below)
  • Anonymously sent activated with your custom message inside
  • The card must be destroyed to stop the sounds
  • When destroyed, a payload of fine glitter is there to make one final joke
  • maximum satisfaction 

Send one today!

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Holy Shit It’s Christmas – Never-Ending Farting Sound Prank Christmas Card

Step up your greeting card this Christmas Season with the Jingle Balls.  Send a never-ending card anonymously or be there to bask in the glory that is elevated gifting

***NOTE*** If you are ordering the card activated, we assume the next person who opens the cards is the recipient.  That means, when the card is opened next, it will be triggered and you will not be able to turn the sound off.

Holy Shit It’s Christmas!!  The Never-Ending Shitty Christmas sound is designed to let bring the party at this year’s White Elephant.

  • Up to four hours of continuously looping farting Christmas Sounds.  Make sure they open it in public for maximum embarrassment and panic (video below)
  • Anonymously sent activated with your custom message inside
  • The card must be destroyed to stop the sounds
  • When destroyed, a payload of fine glitter is there to make one final joke
  • maximum satisfaction 

Send one today!

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Jingle Balls – Never-Ending Porn Sound Prank Christmas Card

Step up your greeting card this Christmas Season with the Jingle Balls.  Send a never-ending card anonymously or be there to bask in the glory that is elevated gifting

***NOTE*** If you are ordering the card activated, we assume the next person who opens the cards is the recipient.  That means, when the card is opened next, it will be triggered and you will not be able to turn the sound off.

[embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kznezD2y18[/embed]

Jingle Balls!!  The Never-Ending birthday song is guaranteed to make you want to stick a pencil in your ear.

  • Up to four hours of continuously looping Crying baby sounds.  Make sure they open it in public for maximum embarrassment and panic (video below)
  • Anonymously sent activated with your custom message inside
  • The card must be destroyed to stop the sounds
  • When destroyed, a payload of fine glitter is there to make one final joke
  • maximum satisfaction 

Send one today!

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Happy F*cking Birthday – Never Ending Birthday Card

***NOTE*** If you are ordering the card activated, we assume the next person who opens the cards is the recipient.  That means, when the card is opened next, it will be triggered and you will not be able to turn the sound off.

[embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE5tLafGEGs[/embed]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!  The Never-Ending birthday song is guaranteed to make you want to stick a pencil in your ear.

  • Up to four hours of continuously looping Crying baby sounds.  Make sure they open it in public for maximum embarrassment and panic (video below)
  • Anonymously sent activate with your custom message already inside
  • The only way to stop the music is to destroy the card
  • When destroyed, a payload of fine glitter is there to make one final joke
  • maximum satisfaction 

Our Famous Never Ending Greeting Cards are back! Anonymously send the most confusing and offensive cards you never knew you needed today!

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Baby Shower Card – Never Ending Crying Baby Prank Card

***NOTE*** If you are ordering the card activated, we assume the next person who opens the cards is the recipient.  That means, when the card is opened next, it will be triggered and you will not be able to turn the sound off.

[embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62OONxgb5d8[/embed]

Congratulations, you’re having a baby!!  The Never-Ending Crying baby card is designed to let the mother and father to-be know exactly what they are getting into. 

  • Up to four hours of continuously looping Crying baby sounds.  Make sure they open it in public for maximum embarrassment and panic (video below)
  • Anonymously sent activate with your custom message already inside
  • The only way to stop the music is to destroy the card
  • When destroyed, a payload of fine glitter is there to make one final joke
  • maximum satisfaction 

Our Famous Never Ending Greeting Cards are back! Anonymously send the most confusing and offensive cards you never knew you needed

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