Eat My Ass Chocolate Treats – Funny Prank Gift Box

A sweet box of chocolate treats. With a message.

Four milk chocolate treats in a gift box that looks like something thoughtful. Open it up and the message is clear. Shipped with no sender name, so they never know who to thank.

• Ships anonymously. Plain outer packaging, no sender name, no return address that points at you.
• Looks like a gift. A proper-looking box of chocolate treats, right up until they read it.
• Totally edible. Four chocolate treats, and they can eat every one.

Pick your box

Same chocolate treats in every box. A sleeve sets up the joke for $1 more:

• Original – the standard gift box, no sleeve. Lets the treats do the talking.
• Happy Birthday – party-print sleeve: "From the bottom of my heart."
• Bottom-Tier Chocolates – looks like it came from a fancy chocolatier.
• Merry Christmas – green and gold holiday sleeve. Stocking-ready.
• Prank Bracelet Box – looks like a tennis bracelet from a Paris jeweler. Chocolate treats inside instead.
• Pucker Up – Valentine's hearts and a big pink kiss.
• Live Fast – just two words on the sleeve. The box finishes the sentence.

Buy more, save up to 30%

5 boxes save 15%, 10 save 20%, 20 save 30%. One for every coworker, cousin and group-chat member who has earned it.

Make it a care package: add a prank card or Eat Shit to the same order.

Sending it to someone else? Put their name and address in the shipping fields at checkout, or it lands on your doorstep. Purchaser and recipient must be 18+. Shipping somewhere warm? Chocolate starts to soften around 80–85°F, so add Cold Shipping at checkout. It helps a lot, but we can't promise it arrives unmelted. By ordering you agree to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy.

Ingredients: sugar, cocoa butter, milk, chocolate liquor, soy lecithin and natural flavor. Contains milk and soy. Made in a facility that contains nuts. Four pieces, net wt. 80 g (2.8 oz) total.