Remember the first time you received a thoughtful card for your birthday?  Remember the warm feeling you got reading the heartfelt message on the inside?  Maybe a crisp ten dollar...

Remember the first time you received a thoughtful Christmas Card from Mema Pop Pop?  Remember the warm feeling you got reading the heartfelt message on the inside?  Maybe a crisp...

Eat a Bag of Dicks Scratch Off Greeting Card!

Tell someone to "Merry DicksMas" this Christmas!

+ Open the card to see the 3D pop up BOOBIES   FRONT: “MERRY TITSMAS”INSIDE: <Pop Up Boobs!>CARD SIZE: 4.25 x 5.50 inchesPAPER: Made on quality 14 pt cardstock.PACKAGING: Cellophane...

Micro Penis Prank Box

Happy Milf's Day! CARD READS:FRONT: "Happy Mother's Day"INSIDE: "Just Kidding! Eat a Dick"MATERIAL DETAILS:CARD SIZE: 4.25 x 5.50 inchesPAPER: Made on quality, double sided 14 pt cardstock.PACKAGING: Cellophane wrapped for delivery....

Let's face it.  Regular old charcuterie boards just won't cut it these days. Because when it comes to playing host, you're going to need a board that impresses, delights, and...

Tell a Mother in your life to "EAT A DICK" in the best way possible way. CARD READS:FRONT: "Happy Mother's Day"INSIDE: "Just Kidding! Eat a Dick"MATERIAL DETAILS:CARD SIZE: 4.25 x 5.50 inchesPAPER: Made...

Looking for a humorous and unique way to wish your mother a happy Mother's Day? Look no further than the Mother's Day Card from Dick at Your Door. Our Mother's...

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