Yas Kris Kringle

$24.99

Not crazy about this ornament? Make like Santa at a strip club, and take a look around. Our horny elves have been working nonstop on all sorts of unique Christmas...

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You Give My Heart a Boner

$12.99

Rude Musical Cards - The Original Never Ending Card Step up your greeting cards this year, it's 2023 after all. Send a never-ending card anonymously or be there to bask in...

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You Have a Small P**nis

$12.99

***NOTE*** If you are ordering the card activated, we assume the next person who opens the cards is the recipient.  That means, when the card is opened next, it will...

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You Make My Hear Explode!

$9.99

Looking for a unique way to send a message to someone special? Look no further than our Glitter Bomb Greeting Card! This card is not your ordinary greeting card -...

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