"I Thought You Could Use Some Dick" Gummy Candy Bag – The Most Romantic Prank You’ll Ever Send 🍬🍆
Roses are red, violets are blue, here’s a bag of dicks... just for you! Forget the chocolates and cliché gifts—this heart-covered gummy dick bag is the ultimate way to say “Happy Valentine’s Day” with a twist of humor. Packed with fruity, juicy penis candy, this gift is perfect for your girlfriend, your single friend, or anyone who could use a laugh (and a mouthful of dicks).
Whether you’re planning a cheeky surprise for your partner or pulling off the perfect anonymous prank, the "I Thought You Could Use Some Dick" Bag is here to deliver love, laughs, and just the right amount of sass.
Why This Bag of Dicks is the Best Valentine’s Gift Ever:
🍬 Sweet, Sassy, and Fruity – These gummy dicks taste so good they’ll forget it’s a prank.
💌 Say It Loud – “Happy Valentine’s Day, Dick!” This candy sack speaks for itself.
😂 Perfect for Every Situation – For your girlfriend, your secret admirer, or that friend who needs to eat a bag of dicks.
📬 Anonymous Fun – Ship a bag of dicks with no return address and keep them guessing who sent it.
Who’s This For?
- Funny Valentine’s Day Gifts – Nothing says “romance” like a valentines day cock.
- Your Girlfriend – Make her laugh with a sweet and naughty surprise.
- Your Single Friend – Wondering what to get your single friend? This is it.
- Secret Admirers – Make a bold move with a heart-covered valentine dick.
Whether you’re playing Cupid or pulling off the prank of the year, this bag of dicks candy will make their Valentine’s Day unforgettable. From cheeky romance to laugh-out-loud surprises, it’s the gift that keeps on giving.
So go ahead, skip the flowers and send a bag of dicks instead. Sweet, hilarious, and totally unexpected, it’s the perfect way to say, “Happy Valentine’s Day, now go eat a bag of dicks!” 🍬🍆
IMPORTANT: If you are sending to someone else make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.
**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**
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| How Many |
Single, Double em!, Three - Do you really love me?, Four - Yes please, I'd like more, Six - send more dicks!, Ten - A whole lot of love |
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