"I Thought You Could Use Some Dick" Gummy Candy Bag – The Most Romantic Prank You’ll Ever Send 🍬🍆
Roses are red, violets are blue, here’s a bag of dicks... just for you! Forget the chocolates and cliché gifts—this heart-covered gummy dick bag is the ultimate way to say “Happy Valentine’s Day” with a twist of humor. Packed with fruity, juicy penis candy, this gift is perfect for your girlfriend, your single friend, or anyone who could use a laugh (and a mouthful of dicks).
Who’s This For?
- Funny Valentine’s Day Gifts – Nothing says “romance” like a valentines day cock.
- Your Girlfriend – Make her laugh with a sweet and naughty surprise.
- Your Single Friend – Wondering what to get your single friend? This is it.
- Secret Admirers – Make a bold move with a heart-covered valentine dick.
So go ahead, skip the flowers and send a bag of dicks instead. Sweet, hilarious, and totally unexpected, it’s the perfect way to say, “Happy Valentine’s Day, now go eat a bag of dicks!” 🍬🍆
IMPORTANT: If you are sending to someone else make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.
**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**
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| How Many |
Single, Double em!, Three - Do you really love me?, Four - Yes please, I'd like more, Six - send more dicks!, Ten - A whole lot of love |
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