Obviously the most important aspect of a spring loaded jizz bomb is the sperm explosion. This being the case, it is extremely important that the jizz glitter bomb has a quality spring. In order to cut costs, most sperm glitter bomb providers fill their tubes with foam so that they only have to use a small, cut-rate springs. Unfortunately, this can result in an extremely poor jizz explosion. In addition, most companies out there mass produce their jizz glitter bombs and end up leaving them in warehouses for months and months until someone buys them. Unfortunately, if the spring is stored too long it can greatly affect its explosiveness. Needless to say, Pranks Anonymous makes your sperm glitter bomb AFTER you order is placed and uses springs over 9 inches in length. This ensures that when the spring loaded jizz bomb is opened the recipient is completely covered in baby making materials.

The whole point of a baby making bomb is to cover everyone and everything surrounding it in sperm… right!? That’s why it is extremely important that your spring loaded sperm bomb is packed with massive amounts of sperm! And let me tell you… most companies are pretty light on the sperm glitter these days, but Pranks Anonymous lets you DOUBLE and even TRIPLE your glitter!

We have already covered how most prank websites are fairly cookie-cutter with their products. But you want your prank to be unique… and you want to get your point across. This cannot be accomplished with the previously stated websites. Fortunately, At Pranks Anonymous you can fully personalize your prank with messages on the inside as well as the outside and increase the sperm amounts.

You always want to make sure your sperm bomb is shipped with care. Don’t allow the prank website you choose to just drop your tube in the mail “as is.” This leads to higher rates of sperm bombs exploding in the mail and never reaching their final destination. We make sure to package all of our pranks with care so that they reach their final destinations intact. In addition, all of our spring loaded sperm glitter bombs come with tracking numbers so that you can track the progress of your prank in order to ensure that it arrives at its destination.

Something that is commonly overlooked is customer service. You always want to know that you have someone on the other end to answer any questions you may have.This is extremely important when it comes to any product you buy on the internet. We pride ourselves in our A+ Customer service and swift response time. We know that you want to make sure that whichever prank you choose, that it is created and functions perfectly. We may just be a prank website but we take our products and customers extremely seriously and believe we do our job better than anyone on the web. Feel free to contact us if you have any additional questions.