Bag Of Dicks Gummies
Soft, Sweet, Delectable, and most importantly Phallic gummies that make a delicious treat for anyone who wants to eat a bag of dicks!
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Description: Bag Of Dicks Gummies
If you’re in the market for a mouthful of dicks, have we got good news for you!
Whether you are sending these to a friend, spouse, or just enjoying a handful for yourself, our bag of dicks are easily one of the easiest and cheapest ways to get your hands on so many delicious male genitalia.
We send our Bag Of Dicks in tightly sealed plastic, to ensure protection, and are always sent flaccid to ensure softness. If you know you’re not an amateur, we definitely recommend you upgrade to 2x or 3x the dicks, and add a message to make sure all the romance isn’t gone.
What these dicks lack in size, they make up for in spirit! Order yours now!
A gift from the large, affluent, ultra-orthodox gummy bear community. They’re not your traditional dicks. These are the world’s finest candy dicks! We have spent hours, weeks, and years perfecting the perfect dick for anyone to shove into their mouth. Filling your mouth or someone else’s mouth with penis candy can seem scary at first, but don’t fret! We have created an easy and anonymous way where you can get dicks into the hands and mouths of anyone you please! Everyone deserves the chance to eat a dicks! You can even include double and triple the dicks as well as your own personalized messages on the bag of dicks!
Give it a shot and see how delicious these little peckers really are!
Specifications: Bag Of Dicks Gummies
Count: Approximately 20 Gummies
Packaging: Arrive In Sealed Package
Phallic Posture: Flaccid
BAG OF DICKS GUMMIES REVIEWS
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Mother's Day has never gone better.
As an adult child with a child of my own, I decided that this was the year I wasn't going to send chocolates, or flowers, or cute pictures of the grandchildren. No. Enough is enough. I will admit, after April Fool's day where I posted her phone number on social media telling everyone to ask her about her llamas for sale, she was a BIT on edge. Understandably so, but I carried on with my plan to make my chaste mother eat a bag of dicks. She received the package and opened it UPSIDE DOWN, to my delight. Super glad I purchased TWICE the amount of dick glitter. She called and (while hysterically laughing) told me there were penises all over her floor. WORTH EVERY PENNY. Your dicks are apparently DELICIOUS. Well done. 10 out of 10, would purchase again!
Thanks for sharing! We are glad we could bring laughter to both of you. Thanks for the review and come on back soon!
Eat a bag of dicks
A friend of mine I always told her to eat a bag of ducks when she got the best of me. She'd tell me to bring it.. So I sent her some.
Thanks for the 5-Star review! Come on back soon!
Too funny will buy again!
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Funny as Hell
I sent the gummies & glitter to a Lesbian friend of mine... We both Still LO SO ( laugh our asses off) about it.
Thanks for the 5-Star Review!
Bag of dick gummies
I sent them to a friend during the pandemic times because she was really falling into depression. This cheered her up even if it was just for a few minutes.
Aww that is really great to hear! Thanks for the review!