Happy Father’s Day (Now Smell That)
This Father’s Day, skip the tie and give Dad what he really deserves—a card that farts louder than his recliner ever could.
Open the card and PFFFFT!—he’ll be greeted with a majestic blast of artificial flatulence. But the real magic happens when he pulls the little tab: the card enters “activated mode” (the tab is pulled) and won’t stop farting… for four straight hours. Yes, four. Like his post-chili regret, this thing won’t quit.
And if Dad thinks he’s smart enough to destroy it? Go ahead, let him try. Rip it open, and boom—a glitter bomb straight to the lap. Because nothing says “thanks for raising me” like airborne sparkles and an unrelenting fart symphony.
Features:
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Starts farting immediately when opened
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Pull tab for 4 hours of non-stop farts
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Ripping it triggers a glitter explosion
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Classy woodgrain design hides the chaos inside
This Father’s Day, leave a lasting impression (and possibly a noise complaint). It's the perfect prank card for father's day.
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