Bag of Dicks Gummies
Bag of Dicks Gummies
Pre-order Ships by Dec 5 or sooner
If your order has a pre-order item, the whole order waits and ships together. Need other items sooner? Order them separately.
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Ships in the same boxTell someone to eat a bag of dicks. Literally.
10 fruity gummy dicks, about 2.5" each, sealed in a resealable bag and shipped with no sender name. Pick a design, enter their address. We'll do the rest.
What's in the bag
- 10 gummy dicks, assorted fruit flavors
- Resealable 5 oz bag, plain outer packaging
Why people send this one
- Anonymous shipping. No name, no return address that points at you.
Pick your bag
- Original - floral bag, "Hey you! Eat a bag of dicks."
- I Thought You Could Use Some Dick - hearts. Valentine's, breakups, Tuesday.
- Happy Birthday - party bag, the gift that beats socks.
- Pride - rainbow bag, loud and proud.
- Christmas - red and green gummies, stocking-sized. Limited run.
Recipient and purchaser must be 18+. Shipping to yourself? Put your own address in. Otherwise, theirs.
I bought some candy for my aunt Norma Molina on valintines day and she loved them! Thanks guys your the best..
My friend sent me the bag of dicks as a joke. I have become obsessed with the bag of dicks. I need to buy them in bulk. Thanks - Ed
Awesome!! My friend couldn’t stop laughing. Id do this again in a heart beat :joy:
It took a while to come but totally worth it!
As an adult child with a child of my own, I decided that this was the year I wasn't going to send chocolates, or flowers, or cute pictures of the grandchildren. No. Enough is enough. I will admit, after April Fool's day where I posted her phone number on social media telling everyone to ask her about her llamas for sale, she was a BIT on edge. Understandably so, but I carried on with my plan to make my chaste mother eat a bag of dicks. She received the package and opened it UPSIDE DOWN, to my delight. Super glad I purchased TWICE the amount of dick glitter. She called and (while hysterically laughing) told me there were penises all over her floor. WORTH EVERY PENNY. Your dicks are apparently DELICIOUS. Well done. 10 out of 10, would purchase again!
Thanks for sharing! We are glad we could bring laughter to both of you. Thanks for the review and come on back soon!
Excellent taste and prank gift
My friend got a kick out of this gift highly recommend.
Perfect
I was very happy about the size of the dicks. They're a lot bigger than the gummies I anticipated.
Bag of Dicks Gummies
So funny and she said they tasted good too lol
They are expired
Can you please send a photo of the expiration date? We sold out a few months ago so there shouldn't be any way these are expired as they have one year shelflife
Whether it is the monthly block party, Christmas Elephant Gift Party, or just a friend who needs a laugh this is a great option. I bought 3 and could use a few more.
Bag of Dicks Gummies
Came in a great package and looked exactly like the picture that was advertised. Was very impressed with the whole thing.
Bought it for a friend and he ate the entire bag in one sitting.
I ordered online and filled out the address line completely. A few weeks later I got notification that it was returned to sender because of “insufficient address”… the company had only addressed the city state and zip not the full address … I could see on my email order receipt the full address that I gave them. I email their customer service with the order number and explained the situation and asked them to resend the gift …. And I never heard from them nor did I get a refund . Now, they send me an email asking to review their product. I feel I was scammed
Hi Fleming, we're really sorry for the inconvenience you've experienced. Our customer service team reached out about your case - did you see their reply? Please let me so we can resolve this issue promptly and ensure you get your case resolved. Thank you for your patience.
Ordered, never received any confirmations, then emailed 2 weeks later and they told me they were out of stock and would refund me. Then emailed again a day later and said order had been fulfilled and never received a refund.
This gift sent just the right message in a hilarious way!
You are an awful company when it comes to customer service.
Perfect for a lot of occasions!
Bag of Dicks Gummies
I was asked for extra money add a prank box of glitter that said butt plug on it. It never got there why
Sent them to a friend and they just about died! 😂
Bag of Dicks Gummies
Now it's at the wrong address. Thanks!
Awesome
Just what I thought they would be “Amazing”! The best flavor ,and who doesn’t love gummies. Definitely will be ordering more here soon!! Thank you soo much (Pranks Anonymous) you’re awesome! 😊
Absolutely delicious penises. Thanked my coworkers. Then I bought 3 bags for myself. Thinking about buying the 5 pack.
Was supposed to be here 2 to 4 days took 3 weeks
The order never arrived