Secret Santa Gag Gift Box – Funny White Elephant Prank Gift

The white elephant gift everybody tries to steal.

A Christmas gift box packed with prank candy and a glitter bomb card that goes off when they open it. Bring it to the office exchange, or put your giftee's address in at checkout and we'll mail it with no sender name. If you're hunting for the best Secret Santa gift under $20, start with 1 Bag or Eat Shit.

A glitter bomb card in every box

Every box comes with The Weather Outside Christmas card, and it comes armed. They open the gift, laugh at the candy, then open the card, and the glitter goes everywhere. It's the second prank in the box, at no extra cost.

What's in the box

• Bag of Dicks – 10 fruity gummy dicks, about 2.5" each, in a resealable bag.
• Eat Shit – a 110 g milk chocolate poop in its own gift box.
• Glitter bomb Christmas card – one in every box, armed.
• Secret Santa gift box – everything packed inside, ready to hand over.

Pick your box

• Under $20: 1 Bag, or Eat Shit. Fits a $20 office limit.
• Under $40: 2 Bags, or 1 Bag + Eat Shit.
• Big exchange or the whole team: 2 Bags + Eat Shit, or 4 Bags.

Every box costs less than buying the items on their own, and the gift box is free.

Why it works for Secret Santa

• Looks like a real present. Nobody sees it coming until the lid comes off.
• Two pranks in one. The candy gets the first laugh; the card gets the second.
• Nobody knows it was you. Hand it over yourself, or we ship it with no name on it.

Want more under the tree? Add a Christmas Chocolate D or Eat My Ass to the same order and it ships in the same package. More ideas in Christmas Gag Gifts.

Sending it to someone else? Put their name and address in the shipping fields at checkout, or it lands on your doorstep. Purchaser and recipient must be 18+. Glitter warning: the card is armed, so open it over a table, not a keyboard. Shipping somewhere warm? Chocolate starts to soften around 80–85°F, so add Cold Shipping at checkout. It helps a lot, but we can't promise it arrives unmelted. Bag design may vary. By ordering you agree to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy.

Eat Shit ingredients: sugar, cocoa butter, milk, chocolate liquor, soy lecithin and natural flavor. Contains milk and soy. Made in a facility that contains nuts.