Nice C*ck
Nice C*ck
Nice C*ck

Nice C*ck

$12.99

Once the safety tag is removed, the next person who opens the card will:

Receive 2-4 hours of offensive, funny or disgusting songs (depending on the card)

The card must be destroyed to stop the sounds

When destroyed, a payload of fine glitter is there to make one final joke for maximum satisfaction 

Activated = Song plays on arrival/first open (most popular)

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As advertised, the embarrassment would not stop!

Perfect card to bake some laugh. I think the prank was such a surprise it startled. The way it's mailed makes it easy to trick someone.

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Funniest prank you ever saw! The glitter after tearing the card to shut it up is the best! Highly recommended!

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Layla Taranto
Great staff

I had an issue with my tracking status. And the staff were quick to respond and gave me helpful information on what was happening.

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Naïla Song

i ordered it to europe and it took a long time to arrive but definitely worth it!!!

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Richard Ceraulo
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Worked great and was a lot of fun

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Marianne Clarke
Vindication

I was happy to find a company who allowed you to include a message with the bag of dicks because we wanted the people to know exactly who it came from!!

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DANIELLE ODOM
Perfect gift

I was looking for a gift to give a coworker. This was perfect for him. He didn't find it as amusing as all of my other coworkers did. When he left his Christmas gift behind and went on vacation, it was found and quickly opened. The gummies are actually really really good!

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Step up your greeting cards this year, it's 2023 after all. Send a never-ending card anonymously or be there to bask in the glory that is elevated gifting

Once the safety tag is removed, the next person who opens the card will:

  • Receive 2-4 hours of offensive, funny or disgust songs (depending on the card)
  • The card must be destroyed to stop the sounds
  • When destroyed, a payload of fine glitter is there to make one final joke
  • maximum satisfaction 
  • battery life lasts over one year, so don't worry about using them over time!

We can send it anonymously for you or add your own message at home.  Just remember to choose not activated!

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