Ready Teddy

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✳ ORNAMENT DETAILS:

• It's vegan leather

• His other gig is selling toilet paper

• Absolute freak

• Dimensions: 4" W x 4.5" H x 3" D

• Hand painted glass ornament

Hand painted glass ornament
✳ This ornament makes a hilarious stocking stuffer or gift to your:
- Boyfriend / Girlfriend
- Husband / Wife
- Naughty Secret Santa
- Best Friend
- Be the talk of your next Christmas party with this white elephant gift!