This candle starts off all innocent with a clean, pleasant Balsam-Cedar scent. “Wow, this smells amazing,” your victim will say. Idiot.
15 hours in, the scent flips. Hard. We're talking skunk-in-a-sauna levels of stank. It’s vile. It’s lingering. It’s beautiful.
We found a box of these buried in our warehouse. The company that made them? Dead. Out of business. These are the last ones on Earth. Once they’re gone, they’re gone forever.
The Setup:
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40-hour burn time
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First 15 hours = nice scent
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Last 25 = unspeakable skunky horror
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Looks like a normal candle (perfect for stealth attacks)
Light it, leave it, ruin someone’s week. You know what to do.
