Grow Old Inappropriate 3D Anniversary Greeting Card
Grow Old Inappropriate 3D Anniversary Greeting Card
Grow Old Inappropriate 3D Anniversary Greeting Card
Grow Old Inappropriate 3D Anniversary Greeting Card
Grow Old Inappropriate 3D Anniversary Greeting Card
Grow Old Inappropriate 3D Anniversary Greeting Card
Grow Old Inappropriate 3D Anniversary Greeting Card
Grow Old Inappropriate 3D Anniversary Greeting Card

Grow Old Inappropriate 3D Anniversary Greeting Card

$11.99

Hilarious pop card for all the best people in your life:

Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)

Comes with a sturdy envelope so you can give the gift of laughs with confidence

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 Super hilarious!

My boyfriend loved it for his birthday! Honestly one of his favorite cards from me (so far). He loves pop-up cards, cats, and puns so definitely a must need! I love the fact that it came with an additional full page to write something personal without ruining the card.

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Love this card! It is so funny! it was a "HIT" at my brothers birthday! Very sturdy, durable material. Even came with a sturdy envelope for mailing. Would definitely recommend this item to people who are "funny," and "easygoing."

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A.K.

i paid extra for faster shipping and it didn’t get delivered on time

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T.K.

Delivered on time and discreetly!

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Michael Reynolds
Glitter prank didn't work.

When package arrived and was opened there was no glitter in the cup that popped out of the box. All the glitter had fallen out so there was no surprise. Was waste of money.

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EVELIA

Perfect, for the intended use, 😋

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Hilarious

Celebrate your bond with an ultra steamy look into the future. For valentine’s day, slip your significant other the most sexed up, inappropriate 3d greeting card on the internet. The outside cover of this dirty “grow old” card puts the naked truth about aging bush, butts and nuts on display. Who knew time and gravity could be so yum? As your better half opens this cheeky greeting card, they’ll be touched by an elderly couple’s low-hanging, pop up private parts. Technically, your future private parts. So, get a proper laugh out of your partner by showing them you don’t care if wrinkly nuts drag or milk bags sag. You’re ridin’ this wave to the grave. What’s inside: Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm) Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm) Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm) Backside of old, naked couple on front cover Inside of card has full nude, elderly couple
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