Be Mine - Eat A Dick
Be Mine - Eat A Dick
Roses are so 2000. Chocolate is in......even better, a chocolate dick.
This milk chocolate dick in a box is perfect for a special occasion or just a friendly reminder to eat a dick.
- 5.5 Inches of Solid Chocolate (but we can tell you it's 7 if you want)
- Limited Edition Valentine's Day 2023 Box
- Hand ground beans and melted chocolate in Southern California
Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell their friends, office colleagues, etc to "eat a dick" without the repercussions, Dick at Your Door has grown into a great way to spice up the bachelorette party, have a laugh, or just eat some great chocolate.
The Nuts About You chocolate dick box ships anonymously from our warehouse in San Diego, Ca.
Orders typically take 1-3 business days to process. We ship to the US, Territories, military addresses, Canada and outside the US to most Countries. Contact us if you have any questions whatsoever.
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We Upgraded Everything!
Back in 2016 when we built the first glitter bomb, we had no idea what we were doing. 2023 meant it was time for an upgrade! Our new tubes have 3x the amount of glitter, a larger spring, and a compression sponge in the cap to make sure glitter doesn't fall out in transit.
We've also added coils and a handle on the tube so you can be sure it will go off without a hitch. Oh and as always, we guarantee anonymity and success so order with confidence that your prank goes off without a hitch
