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Bag of Dicks Gummies
$16.00
Sale price
$16.00
Regular price
Tell someone to eat a bag of dicks. Literally.
10 fruity gummy dicks, about 2.5" each, sealed in a resealable bag and shipped with no sender name. Pick a design, enter their address. We'll do the rest.
What's in the bag
- 10 gummy dicks, assorted fruit flavors
- Resealable 5 oz bag, plain outer packaging
Why people send this one
- 100% anonymous. No name, no return address that points at you.
- Ships same day on orders placed Mon–Fri.
- Buy more, pay less. 2 bags 10% off, 3 bags 20%, 5 bags 30%.
Pick your bag
- Original - floral bag, "Hey you! Eat a bag of dicks."
- I Thought You Could Use Some Dick -hearts, for the person who needs a little dick in their life. Valentine's, breakups, Tuesday.
- Happy Birthday - party bag, the gift that beats socks.
- Pride - rainbow bag, loud and proud.
- Christmas - red and green gummies, stocking-sized. Limited run.
Recipient and purchaser must be 18+. Shipping to yourself? Put your own address in. Otherwise, theirs.