Bag of Dicks Gummies

Bag of Dicks Gummies

Original / 1 Bag
$16.00
Sale price  $16.00 Regular price 
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Bag of Dicks Gummies
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Bag of Dicks Gummies

$16.00
Sale price  $16.00 Regular price 

Tell someone to eat a bag of dicks. Literally.

10 fruity gummy dicks, about 2.5" each, sealed in a resealable bag and shipped with no sender name. Pick a design, enter their address. We'll do the rest.

What's in the bag

  • 10 gummy dicks, assorted fruit flavors
  • Resealable 5 oz bag, plain outer packaging

Why people send this one

  • 100% anonymous. No name, no return address that points at you.
  • Ships same day on orders placed Mon–Fri.
  • Buy more, pay less. 2 bags 10% off, 3 bags 20%, 5 bags 30%.

Pick your bag

  • Original - floral bag, "Hey you! Eat a bag of dicks."
  • I Thought You Could Use Some Dick -hearts, for the person who needs a little dick in their life. Valentine's, breakups, Tuesday.
  • Happy Birthday - party bag, the gift that beats socks.
  • Pride - rainbow bag, loud and proud.
  • Christmas - red and green gummies, stocking-sized. Limited run.

Recipient and purchaser must be 18+. Shipping to yourself? Put your own address in. Otherwise, theirs.

  • 5 stars: 294 (90%)
  • 4 stars: 16 (5%)
  • 3 stars: 4 (1%)
  • 2 stars: 3 (1%)
  • 1 star: 11 (3%)
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Corazone
Blows my Mind!

I bought some candy for my aunt Norma Molina on valintines day and she loved them! Thanks guys your the best..

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Ed Mueller
Delicious Dicks

My friend sent me the bag of dicks as a joke. I have become obsessed with the bag of dicks. I need to buy them in bulk. Thanks - Ed

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Cara M.
Funny AF!

Awesome!! My friend couldn’t stop laughing. Id do this again in a heart beat :joy:

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Yeska
Always wanted to do that

It took a while to come but totally worth it!

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Megan Recker
Mother's Day has never gone better.

As an adult child with a child of my own, I decided that this was the year I wasn't going to send chocolates, or flowers, or cute pictures of the grandchildren. No. Enough is enough. I will admit, after April Fool's day where I posted her phone number on social media telling everyone to ask her about her llamas for sale, she was a BIT on edge. Understandably so, but I carried on with my plan to make my chaste mother eat a bag of dicks. She received the package and opened it UPSIDE DOWN, to my delight. Super glad I purchased TWICE the amount of dick glitter. She called and (while hysterically laughing) told me there were penises all over her floor. WORTH EVERY PENNY. Your dicks are apparently DELICIOUS. Well done. 10 out of 10, would purchase again!

Thanks for sharing! We are glad we could bring laughter to both of you. Thanks for the review and come on back soon!

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Bethany La Loge
Delicious delivery

This gift sent just the right message in a hilarious way!

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Cristy Selfe
Bag of Dicks

You are an awful company when it comes to customer service.

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Christine

Perfect for a lot of occasions!

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Daniel Kristiansen

Bag of Dicks Gummies

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RICHARD RAU
Didn't get second box

I was asked for extra money add a prank box of glitter that said butt plug on it. It never got there why

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Jose Gonzalez
Just the right prank!

Sent them to a friend and they just about died! 😂

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Jessica McAdam

Bag of Dicks Gummies

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Marissa Newman
Wouldn't let me cancel

Now it's at the wrong address. Thanks!

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PATRICK O'NEIL

Awesome

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Koral Davis
Outstanding!! 🙌🏼👏🏼

Just what I thought they would be “Amazing”! The best flavor ,and who doesn’t love gummies. Definitely will be ordering more here soon!! Thank you soo much (Pranks Anonymous) you’re awesome! 😊

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Rosa Ramirez
Delicious

Absolutely delicious penises. Thanked my coworkers. Then I bought 3 bags for myself. Thinking about buying the 5 pack.

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Jonathan Cubit
Very late delivery

Was supposed to be here 2 to 4 days took 3 weeks

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Keith Reifsnyder

The order never arrived

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Elizabeth Corripio
Fun and Funny!!!!

You should see everyone’s face when they take them out of the bag!!! It’s hilarious!!!! And worst part, they taste so good…

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Sarah King
Bag of Ds

Great shipping, and hilarious gift.

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Bobbie

They are just great

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bailey
Terrible Experience – Package Sent to Wrong State

I ordered a glitter bomb package to be delivered to Chili, NY, but instead it ended up in Phoenix, Arizona. The tracking shows it went through Rochester, NY (exactly where it should have been) and then somehow got shipped across the country. Completely unacceptable.

I reached out asking for a refund, but the fact that my order wasn’t delivered correctly in the first place is ridiculous. If you can’t trust a company to get the delivery right, what’s the point of ordering from them?

I would not recommend this service to anyone until they figure out how to ship their products properly and take responsibility when they mess up.

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Martin Safie
Best prank ever

Sent this to my cousin who complained I didn’t give him anything for his birthday. Next time he’ll learn to be more appreciative, but he enjoyed the prank as much as I did 10 out of 10. Will do it again.

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heather yeakle
Late shipping and melted

I ordered these for a great gag gift paid for the express shipping still waited a week to receive missed the birthday had to give late then both bags were warm and melted so very disappointed

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Michael Michienzi

Bag of D*cks Gummies

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Grégoire Devauchelle
Won't buy again

Package doesn't look like on the pictures and bag is so full it's ridiculous.

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Phaedra Kennedy
Didn't receive them

I ordered and paid for the gummies as a christmas gift but never received them! Please either sent them or refund my payment. Thank you

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Anna

Friend loved the gift!

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Carla Anderson
Non delivery.

Been more than 2 weeks. No sign of the order. Rip off.

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Russell Linton
They mailed ME the prank

When I placed the order I noticed they had pre-filled the shipping address with an address I have not used in 30 years and never entered into their shipping form. I emailed immediately to have the destination changed. They replied back that they had changed it to the new one. They STILL sent the prank to that other address! I don't even know how they got it! Creepy and absolutely unacceptable. No replies about a refund. Don't waste your time.

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Dezerae Mosher
Amazing

I wish they had an option that taped the reaction. Would make it even better!

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