Spring Loaded Dick Bomb

Say Hello To The World’s Best Dick Glitter Bomb! The perfect gift for any Bachelorette Party or just shower everyone you know in dick glitter anonymously! Add custom messages and even double or triple the dicks!

Spring Loaded Dick Bomb Overall rating: ★★★★★ 4.9 based on 334 reviews
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Why We Have The BEST Dick Glitter Bombs:

A MASSIVE SPRING

Obviously the most important aspect of a spring loaded dick bomb is the dick explosion. This being the case, it is extremely important that the dick glitter bomb has a quality spring. In order to cut costs, most dick glitter bomb providers fill their tubes with foam so that they only have to use a small, cut-rate springs. Unfortunately, this can result in an extremely poor dick explosion. In addition, most companies out there mass produce their dick glitter bombs and end up leaving them in warehouses for months and months until someone buys them. Unfortunately, if the spring is stored too long it can greatly affect its explosiveness. Needless to say, Pranks Anonymous makes your dick glitter bomb AFTER you order is placed and uses springs over 9 inches in length. This ensures that when the spring loaded dick bomb is opened the recipient is completely covered in tiny penises.

GLITTER OPTIONS

The whole point of a spring loaded dick bomb is to cover everyone and everything surrounding it in penises… right!? That’s why it is extremely important that your spring loaded dick bomb is packed with massive amounts of dicks! And let me tell you… most companies are pretty light on the dicks these days, but Pranks Anonymous lets you DOUBLE and even TRIPLE your dicks!

PERSONALIZATION

We have already covered how most prank websites are fairly cookie-cutter with their products. But you want your prank to be unique… and you want to get your point across. This cannot be accomplished with the previously stated websites. Fortunately, At Pranks Anonymous you can fully personalize your prank with messages on the inside as well as the outside and increase the dicks amounts.

SHIPPING CARE

You always want to make sure your dick bomb is shipped with care. Don’t allow the prank website you choose to just drop your tube in the mail “as is.” This leads to higher rates of dick bombs exploding in the mail and never reaching their final destination. We make sure to package all of our pranks with care so that they reach their final destinations intact. In addition, all of our spring loaded dick glitter bombs come with tracking numbers so that you can track the progress of your prank in order to ensure that it arrives at its destination.

CUSTOMER SERVICE

Something that is commonly overlooked is customer service. You always want to know that you have someone on the other end to answer any questions you may have.This is extremely important when it comes to any product you buy on the internet. We pride ourselves in our A+ Customer service and swift response time. We know that you want to make sure that whichever prank you choose, that it is created and functions perfectly. We may just be a prank website but we take our products and customers extremely seriously and believe we do our job better than anyone on the web. Feel free to contact us if you have any additional questions.

SPRING LOADED DICK BOMB REVIEWS

Spring Loaded Dick Bomb Overall rating: ★★★★★ 4.9 based on 334 reviews
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Read Our Most Recent Reviews

Fun!

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It was fun picking out which exciting thing to get. Ordering was simple and being able to track it was great!

It worked!!

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5 5 1
It worked!!

Great Experience!

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5 5 1
Great Experience and awesome customer service!

Highly recommend

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5 5 1
Highly recommend

Easy

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5 5 1
Well it was completely easy for me to order and track.

The Struggle Is Real

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5 5 1
It was always hard for me to find a way to joke on my brother. Got him good this time ;)

Funny As Hell

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5 5 1
The glitter bomb went off perfectly! The best part is that he opened up on his bed HAHAH! He sleeps in my prank every day!

Really Excited

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5 5 1
Thanks for changing the address for me on the fly. You have very good and swift customer service.

Their Mom Opened Their Mail

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2 5 1
It didn't really work cause his mom opened his mail.

They'll Never Understand

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5 5 1
I have to pat myself on the back and say I executed the handing of this over perfectly. They still have no idea what happened.

CELEBRATE

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5 5 1
A fantastic birthday gift. Thanks for the help with expedited shipping.

They Must Be Billionaires

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5 5 1
Because this is 100% LOL

Yes

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5 5 1
It is the hardest I laughed in 2019.

Wow That Was Good!

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5 5 1
Triple that glitter and go with the America Blend! Show them why we are the greatest nation on earth!

OMG!

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5 5 1
It worked out way better than I could have ever imagined! I don't know that I will prank my elderly parents again, but I will definitely get someone else with it! A+++

Quality Freak Out

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4 5 1
Good Customer Service, Good product options, and pretty straight forward. I would recommend this product.

Unique Idea

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5 5 1
I think this will be a great idea to celebrate my nephews birthday!

Great Prank!

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5 5 1
My little brother never saw it coming. He thought it was a Dragon Ball Z Figurine because of the message I put on the outside. 5 Stars!

Garsh!

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5 5 1
Make sure you are in a room you don't mind cleaning up lol! It will get everywhere!

Pretty Excited About This

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5 5 1
It hasn't arrived, but they shipped fast!

AMAZING

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5 5 1
HOW DID I NOT THINK OF THIS!!!?

Good. Can't Complain.

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4 5 1
It arrived as described.

Funny Gift

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5 5 1
I think she liked it... the clean up on the other hand... hahaha

Pretty Happy

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5 5 1
This is a pretty good idea!

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