Eat A Dick

It is nearly impossible not to slobber all over this delectable chocolate treat.

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Why We Have The BEST Chocolate Dick On The Market:

QUALITY & PRESENTATION

Our finely crafted chocolate dick pranks are the best in the biz. With over 40 years of research (it was dirty and delicious) and development we have finally nailed it! THE PERFECT CHOCOLATE FLAVORED DICK PRANK ON PLANET EARTH! Now we pass our years of work on to you, our beloved customer. You can finally reach that life long goal and dream of sending that special someone you know a delicious treat, so that they too… can Eat A Dick.

SHIPPING CARE

You always want to make sure your pranks are shipped with care.  We make sure to package all of our pranks with care so that they reach their final destinations intact. In addition, our pranks come with tracking numbers so that you can track the progress of your prank in order to ensure that it arrives at its destination.

CUSTOMER SERVICE

Something that is commonly overlooked is customer service. You always want to know that you have someone on the other end to answer any questions you may have.This is extremely important when it comes to any product you buy on the internet. We pride ourselves in our A+ Customer service and swift response time. We know that you want to make sure that whichever prank you choose, that it is created and functions perfectly. We may just be a prank website but we take our products and customers extremely seriously and believe we do our job better than anyone on the web. Feel free to contact us if you have any additional questions.

EAT A DICK REVIEWS

Customer Reviews

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Got the Job Done!

I sent an inconsiderate neighbor this gift with a message encouraging him to stop being such a nuisance, and it worked—I can live in peace now!

At our core we are about peace. We believe pranks are the only way to world peace. It looks like you hold our same convictions. ;)Thanks for being a great customer! Come on back soon!
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Very Silly

I never have time to play practical jokes, so I took a minute and sent this to my finance just before he had his bachelor party. I feel like I made my point

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Did It For My Boys

Knew someone had to take this big black chocolate dick. Boy did I.

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LOL

Big enough to get the job done.

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Big Dark Chocolate Dick

Need I say more!?

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The Chocolate is Solid

Surprised. Props to you guys. Ill be coming back.

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Attention To Detail

The attention to detail on this Dick is incredible... and equally hysterical

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Holy Cow

All I will say is... it is quite detailed.

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Big & Black

Just the way I like em...

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Amazing

This was perfect! Thanks!

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