Eat A Dick

It is nearly impossible not to slobber all over this delectable chocolate treat. Tell you loved ones to Eat A Dick and eat it good!

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Why We Have The BEST Chocolate Dick On The Market:

Our finely crafted chocolate dick pranks are the best in the biz. With over 40 years of research (it was dirty and delicious) and development we have finally nailed it! THE PERFECT CHOCOLATE FLAVORED DICK PRANK ON PLANET EARTH! Now we pass our years of work on to you, our beloved customer. You can finally reach that life long goal and dream of sending that special someone you know a delicious treat, so that they too… can Eat A Dick.

You always want to make sure your pranks are shipped with care.  We make sure to package all of our pranks with care so that they reach their final destinations intact. In addition, our pranks come with tracking numbers so that you can track the progress of your prank in order to ensure that it arrives at its destination.

Something that is commonly overlooked is customer service. You always want to know that you have someone on the other end to answer any questions you may have.This is extremely important when it comes to any product you buy on the internet. We pride ourselves in our A+ Customer service and swift response time. We know that you want to make sure that whichever prank you choose, that it is created and functions perfectly. We may just be a prank website but we take our products and customers extremely seriously and believe we do our job better than anyone on the web. Feel free to contact us if you have any additional questions.

EAT A DICK REVIEWS

Customer Reviews

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N.F.
The perfect gift for a quarantine bday
Thanks for the nice review! Come back and see us soon!
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D.P.
Eat a dick
Thank you so much for the 5-Star Review!
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A.T.
It was awesome
Hey there! That is great! We are always happy when hear we helped make a successful birthday. Thanks for the review and definitely come back soon!
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J.M.
Thanks for the 5-Star review! Come on back soon!
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#Mom'sLoveChocolate
Haha! Awesome! Them not knowing where it came from is the gift that keeps on giving!!!
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P.S.
Great to hear! Thanks for the review!
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T.F.
Went over like you would expect...
Glad to hear it was a successful prank! Come on back soon!
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t.c.
Ha we see what you did there. All of our chocolate dicks are 5 inches long... which many men feel is really big. ;) Thanks for the review!
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C.G.
Thanks for the 5-Star review!
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Anonymous
Ha! Thanks for the review!