Eat A Dick
It is nearly impossible not to slobber all over this delectable chocolate treat.
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Description: Eat A Dick
Organic Chocolate Penis for all your funny pranks, bachelorette parties, or just a good gag gift!
The original and absolute best chocolate penis novelty gift for your friends, enemies, or just the neighbor who can’t seem to pick up her dog’s poop in your yard.
Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell their friends, office colleagues, etc… to “eat a dick,” but now just a great way to spice up your bachelorette party, have a laugh, or just eat some great chocolate.
Specifications: Eat A Dick
Weight: 8 oz
Dimensions: 9 x 7 x 3 in
EAT A DICK REVIEWS
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I totally pranked my Mom for her birthday and she's spinning her wheels on who sent it to her! Maybe Christmas I'll reveal or......I'll get her again!!
Haha! Awesome! Them not knowing where it came from is the gift that keeps on giving!!!
Went over like you would expect...
This was the best. It caused my friend a week of detective work before dialing three likely suspects. It went over well. Thanks for the idea.
Glad to hear it was a successful prank! Come on back soon!
Smaller the appears lol
Ha we see what you did there. All of our chocolate dicks are 5 inches long... which many men feel is really big. ;) Thanks for the review!
Awesome prank! Trying to decide who else to send one to! I’m not sure if the chocolate is good. He said he couldn’t get himself to try it but I did see him the other day with a huge smile and chocolate smeared all over his face.
Ha! Thanks for the review!
Insulated shipping worked great. My buddy didn't check his mail for 5 days and it was about 90 degrees out side. No problems. He still doesn't know who sent it and it makes a great story.
Perfect! Glad to hear our insulated shipping did the job for ya! Come on back soon!
Got the Job Done!
I sent an inconsiderate neighbor this gift with a message encouraging him to stop being such a nuisance, and it worked—I can live in peace now!
At our core we are about peace. We believe pranks are the only way to world peace. It looks like you hold our same convictions. ;) Thanks for being a great customer! Come on back soon!
I never have time to play practical jokes, so I took a minute and sent this to my finance just before he had his bachelor party. I feel like I made my point