Eat A Dick

It is nearly impossible not to slobber all over this delectable chocolate treat.

Eat A Dick Overall rating: ★★★★★ 5 based on 4 reviews
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Description: Eat A Dick

Organic Chocolate Penis for all your funny pranks, bachelorette parties, or just a good gag gift!

The original and absolute best chocolate penis novelty gift for your friends, enemies, or just the neighbor who can’t seem to pick up her dog’s poop in your yard.

Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell their friends, office colleagues, etc… to “eat a dick,” but now just a great way to spice up your bachelorette party, have a laugh, or just eat some great chocolate.

Why We Have The BEST Chocolate Dick On The Market:

QUALITY & PRESENTATION

Our finely crafted chocolate dick pranks are the best in the biz. With over 40 years of research (it was dirty and delicious) and development we have finally nailed it! THE PERFECT CHOCOLATE FLAVORED DICK PRANK ON PLANET EARTH! Now we pass our years of work on to you, our beloved customer. You can finally reach that life long goal and dream of sending that special someone you know a delicious treat, so that they too… can Eat A Dick.

SHIPPING CARE

You always want to make sure your pranks are shipped with care.  We make sure to package all of our pranks with care so that they reach their final destinations intact. In addition, our pranks come with tracking numbers so that you can track the progress of your prank in order to ensure that it arrives at its destination.

CUSTOMER SERVICE

Something that is commonly overlooked is customer service. You always want to know that you have someone on the other end to answer any questions you may have.This is extremely important when it comes to any product you buy on the internet. We pride ourselves in our A+ Customer service and swift response time. We know that you want to make sure that whichever prank you choose, that it is created and functions perfectly. We may just be a prank website but we take our products and customers extremely seriously and believe we do our job better than anyone on the web. Feel free to contact us if you have any additional questions.

EAT A DICK REVIEWS

Eat A Dick Overall rating: ★★★★★ 5 based on 4 reviews
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Read Our Most Recent Reviews

Big & Black

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Just the way I like em...

Amazing

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This was perfect! Thanks!

Thanks

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This was a funny gift to my mom. Don't ask why I would send this to her, just know it WAS funny.

I Cant Believe This Is Real!

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5 5 1
I am so freaking excited for this to arrive!