Dick Towel
Dick Towel
The Official Dick Towel.
As seen on Always Sunny in Philadelphia, now available at DicksByMail.com!!
It’s a tiny bird, a huge unit, and tight buns all rolled into one funny, functional and sexual towel. Brought to you by Mac, Dennis and Charlie from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, this towel will change YOUR life. The Dick Towel works on a girl too. See our informative independent video below and get yours today, bro.
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We Upgraded Everything!
Back in 2016 when we built the first glitter bomb, we had no idea what we were doing. 2023 meant it was time for an upgrade! Our new tubes have 3x the amount of glitter, a larger spring, and a compression sponge in the cap to make sure glitter doesn't fall out in transit.
We've also added coils and a handle on the tube so you can be sure it will go off without a hitch. Oh and as always, we guarantee anonymity and success so order with confidence that your prank goes off without a hitch
