Thanks A Shitload - Endless Farting Greeting Card Pranks Anonymous send hilarious pranks and gag gifts to your friends or family.
Thanks A Shitload - Endless Farting Greeting Card Pranks Anonymous send hilarious pranks and gag gifts to your friends or family.
Thanks A Shitload - Endless Farting Greeting Card Pranks Anonymous send hilarious pranks and gag gifts to your friends or family.
Thanks A Shitload - Endless Farting Greeting Card Pranks Anonymous send hilarious pranks and gag gifts to your friends or family.
Thanks A Shitload - Endless Farting Greeting Card Pranks Anonymous send hilarious pranks and gag gifts to your friends or family.
Thanks A Shitload
Thanks A Shitload - Endless Farting Greeting Card Pranks Anonymous send hilarious pranks and gag gifts to your friends or family.
Thanks A Shitload
Thanks A Shitload - Endless Farting Greeting Card Pranks Anonymous send hilarious pranks and gag gifts to your friends or family.
Thanks A Shitload - Endless Farting Greeting Card Pranks Anonymous send hilarious pranks and gag gifts to your friends or family.
Thanks A Shitload - Endless Farting Greeting Card Pranks Anonymous send hilarious pranks and gag gifts to your friends or family.
Thanks A Shitload - Endless Farting Greeting Card Pranks Anonymous send hilarious pranks and gag gifts to your friends or family.
Thanks A Shitload

Thanks A Shitload

$12.99

Once the safety tag is removed, the next person who opens the card will:

Receive 2-4 hours of offensive, funny or disgusting songs (depending on the card)

The card must be destroyed to stop the sounds

When destroyed, a payload of fine glitter is there to make one final joke for maximum satisfaction 

Activated = Song plays on arrival/first open (most popular)

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As advertised, the embarrassment would not stop!

Perfect card to bake some laugh. I think the prank was such a surprise it startled. The way it's mailed makes it easy to trick someone.

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Funniest prank you ever saw! The glitter after tearing the card to shut it up is the best! Highly recommended!

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Customer Reviews

Based on 2239 reviews
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Gil
Wife loved the card however…

Order arrived only to be missing (paid extra) personal message… also another card that i purchased was not shipped with order but reached out to customer service and was helped with that issue. Order ahead of time at least 2-3 weeks before occasion

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R.M.M.
Seal was broken

The tag on the card was already gone when I received it. It also took so long to get delivered. I just hope my victim would still get to enjoy the surprise. As soon as I get it to stop, I mean

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Melissa Bendig
Oder finally came

It took 3 tries. But order finally arrived. The owner was great to work w and I got a full refund

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NM
Card never sent

Order was said to be fulfilled but card was never received/picked up by OMS or USPS. Still waiting on order to be resent.

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Randa Osborne
Great

Thank you so much fun.
Quit emailing me specials and ur how to earn $

Step up your Thank You cards this year.  Send a never-ending card anonymously or be there to bask in the glory that is elevated gifting

Thanks a Shit Load!  The Never-Ending Thank you card is guaranteed to make you want to stick a pencil in your ear.

  • 3-6 hours of continuously looping farting Christmas Sounds.  
  • Sent in Safe mode so you can add your own note before sending the card
  • The card must be destroyed to stop the sounds
  • When destroyed, a payload of fine glitter is there to make one final joke
  • maximum satisfaction 
  • battery life lasts over one year, so don't worry about using them over time!
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