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My boyfriend loved it for his birthday! Honestly one of his favorite cards from me (so far). He loves pop-up cards, cats, and puns so definitely a must need! I love the fact that it came with an additional full page to write something personal without ruining the card.
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Love this card! It is so funny! it was a "HIT" at my brothers birthday! Very sturdy, durable material. Even came with a sturdy envelope for mailing. Would definitely recommend this item to people who are "funny," and "easygoing."
Be a good person. Give the gift of a reliable erection. The outside of this 3d dick card is deceptively sweet, reading “your package has arrived” on the front cover. Little does that dirty dick lover know, this pop up card comes cocked and loaded with a veiny surprise. Upon opening this very adult greeting card, a slab of hefty man meat will erect itself into a rock hard statue–earning the gasp of a lifetime. Size queens may be a bit disappointed though. This schlong only measures in at about 4.5 inches in length. Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm) Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm) Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm) “your package has arrived” on front cover Inside of card reveals 3d pop up penis
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