Package Arrived Inappropriate Greeting Card
Package Arrived Inappropriate Greeting Card
Package Arrived Inappropriate Greeting Card
Package Arrived Inappropriate Greeting Card
Package Arrived Inappropriate Greeting Card
Package Arrived Inappropriate Greeting Card
Package Arrived Inappropriate Greeting Card
Package Arrived Inappropriate Greeting Card

Package Arrived Inappropriate Greeting Card

$11.99

Hilarious pop card for all the best people in your life:

Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)

Comes with a sturdy envelope so you can give the gift of laughs with confidence

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 Super hilarious!

My boyfriend loved it for his birthday! Honestly one of his favorite cards from me (so far). He loves pop-up cards, cats, and puns so definitely a must need! I love the fact that it came with an additional full page to write something personal without ruining the card.

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 Love this card!

Love this card! It is so funny! it was a "HIT" at my brothers birthday! Very sturdy, durable material. Even came with a sturdy envelope for mailing. Would definitely recommend this item to people who are "funny," and "easygoing."

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Customer Reviews

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Catoya Lundy
Worked like a charm

Scared the life out of my sister. Thank you very much.

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Kimberly Bjugan
kinda disappointing

I was so excited to send this however the person it was sent to could tell right away that there was glitter on the package so they "smartly" opened outside. Once they opened it, a disappointing amount came out.

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Leah Doughty
I can't answer

I wish I could tell you what the results were. Sadly my glitter bomb was taken by a porch pirate.

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B.M.
Revenge!

I bought this and had it mailed to MYSELF! I have a neighbor who is steeling my packages so I'm hoping once this is delivered he snatches it and ends up with a REALLY NICE SURPRISE!

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Jody Mukalian
Awesome!!!

This was so fun! Sent this to my boyfriend. We couldn't stop laughing!

Be a good person. Give the gift of a reliable erection. The outside of this 3d dick card is deceptively sweet, reading “your package has arrived” on the front cover. Little does that dirty dick lover know, this pop up card comes cocked and loaded with a veiny surprise. Upon opening this very adult greeting card, a slab of hefty man meat will erect itself into a rock hard statue–earning the gasp of a lifetime. Size queens may be a bit disappointed though. This schlong only measures in at about 4.5 inches in length. Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm) Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm) Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm) “your package has arrived” on front cover Inside of card reveals 3d pop up penis
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