Step up your Birthday cards this year. Send a never-ending card anonymously or be there to bask in the glory that is elevated gifting
Holy Shit It's Your Birthday! The Never-Ending Birthday card is guaranteed to make you want to stick a pencil in your ear.
- 3-6 hours of continuously looping farting Christmas Sounds.
- Sent in Safe mode so you can add your own note before sending the card
- The card must be destroyed to stop the sounds
- When destroyed, a payload of fine glitter is there to make one final joke
- maximum satisfaction
- battery life lasts over one year, so don't worry about using them over time!