I Love Your C*ck - Fun Never Ending Valentine's Day Card

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Based on 12 reviews
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Mitchel dykman

Card was great but shipping sucked paid for 1-3 day shipping and got it in 2 weeks

J
Jeffrey W
Perfect card

I sent one to my family members and each card was flawless! It drove them insane! Perfect gift, they didn’t see it coming!!!

E
Evan Hill
Petty Betty

Gave this to my sisters cheating ex who had a baby. Fuck him.

S
Serena Polojac
Love LOve Love

I could write for a while but seriously the nicest company ever. Mistakes happened and they mixed my order up on accident. But when i emailed them they not only sent me my correct order but gave me a discount as well. Most company could have just ignored me but they are super super nice and you must buy from them. Love everything about this company and will definitely be buying again for birthdays!

G
Gal

I don’t have a father…

Here's what plays non stop once it's been activated:

 

 

***NOTE*** If you are ordering the card activated, we assume the next person who opens the cards is the recipient.  That means, when the card is opened next, it will be triggered and you will not be able to turn the sound off.

Someone told us you have trouble getting the point across that, well....you're in the mood.  Don't drop the ball this Valentine's Day with our I Love Your C*ck Valentine's day Card.  When activated, it loops all different types of Roosters Caws for up to four hours straight!!  The card is designed to let your secret admirer exactly what you think of their....stuff.


  • Up to four hours of continuously looping the song above.  Make sure they open it in public for maximum embarrassment and panic
  • Anonymously sent activate with your custom message already inside
  • The only way to stop the music is to destroy the card
  • When destroyed, a payload of fine glitter is there to make one final joke
  • maximum satisfaction 

Our Famous Never Ending Greeting Cards are back! Anonymously send the most confusing and offensive cards you never knew you needed

Customer Reviews

Based on 12 reviews
92%
(11)
0%
(0)
8%
(1)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
M
Mitchel dykman

Card was great but shipping sucked paid for 1-3 day shipping and got it in 2 weeks

J
Jeffrey W
Perfect card

I sent one to my family members and each card was flawless! It drove them insane! Perfect gift, they didn’t see it coming!!!

E
Evan Hill
Petty Betty

Gave this to my sisters cheating ex who had a baby. Fuck him.

S
Serena Polojac
Love LOve Love

I could write for a while but seriously the nicest company ever. Mistakes happened and they mixed my order up on accident. But when i emailed them they not only sent me my correct order but gave me a discount as well. Most company could have just ignored me but they are super super nice and you must buy from them. Love everything about this company and will definitely be buying again for birthdays!

G
Gal

I don’t have a father…

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I Love Your C*ck - Fun Never Ending Valentine's Day Card

$12.99