Eat a D*ck - Chocolate Prank Gift
Eat a D*ck - Chocolate Prank Gift
Solid chocolate. Solid insult. Solid gold prank.
You know what’s better than sending someone flowers? Sending them a giant chocolate dick they have to unwrap, stare at, and decide if they’re gonna bite the tip first or go straight for the base.
The Eat a Dick – Chocolate Dick is not subtle. It’s not romantic (unless your romance involves filthy jokes). It’s a big, solid 5.5 inch chocolate penis made from cacao, and it shows up in a sleek black box like some luxury jewelry… if the “jewel” was a perfectly molded cocoa cock.
And the best part? It ships 100% anonymously. No sender info. No return address. Just pure, edible confusion delivered right to their door.
IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.
**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**
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I sent both of my sisters the Dick for Christmas and they immediately knew it was from me! They both loved it and we cracked jokes about it for days. I can’t wait to send Eat My Ass next year!.
Margo Hubber
The dick arrived and gave my boyfriend a great laugh! Me as well. Later I got his dick so we were both very happy. This is an awesome idea and a lot of fun with tons of laughs!
Chet Melvin
