You know "Bad to the Bone". Well, now you're getting Dad to the Bone.
Perfect for the best dad in the world, make him go crazy with the endless looping of this dumb parody song we have made for you.
And as always, he won't be able to turn the sound off until he destroys the card. Good thing we put extra glitter in these so he'll have a nice surprise.
Happy Father's Day, Dad. Have fun cleaning up, you turd.