The male penis is beautiful in its own right. Why not share its beauty with everyone you know by sending them a 3D Pop Up Dick Card!?
Add a custom note in case the recipient is bad at getting the hint. Otherwise, it's great on its own.
Happy Sending, friend.
--The Dick Pop Up Card is a hilarious and crass take on the traditional pop up card, and will have your friends saying, “Is that a pop up card or are you just happy to see me?”
Much like a flasher in a NYC alleyway, This 6”x6” card goes full mast as soon as it opens up, making anyone who receives this card speechless. You can write your own personal message inside, or even include jizz glitter to really show how excited you are to give this card to your friends and significant others.
Your friends won’t even care that there’s no money in the card, once they open it up and get a surprise that will make boyfriends red with embarrassment and girlfriends green with envy.
It took YEARS of searching for the perfect phallic specimen for our 3D Pop Up Dick Card. Only after we traveled to Sremski Karlovici, Serbia did we find what we were longing for. The perfect penis. After a 3 day molding process we knew we had struck pure dick gold. You can now share our incredible find with friends and family when you send them our 3D Pop Up Dick Card! No one can compete with the time and craftsmanship we put into each and every card.
You can always add a personal message… but we believe our 3D Dicks speak for themselves.
Perfect and anonymous!!!!
Dick Card 3D Pop Up
The card was a big hit. My husband works in construction and the card remains posted on a board as an ongoing joke around the office.
A huuuge hit
Funny
Perfect and anonymous!!!!
Dick Card 3D Pop Up
The card was a big hit. My husband works in construction and the card remains posted on a board as an ongoing joke around the office.
A huuuge hit
Funny
The male penis is beautiful in its own right. Why not share its beauty with everyone you know by sending them a 3D Pop Up Dick Card!?
Add a custom note in case the recipient is bad at getting the hint. Otherwise, it's great on its own.
Happy Sending, friend.
--The Dick Pop Up Card is a hilarious and crass take on the traditional pop up card, and will have your friends saying, “Is that a pop up card or are you just happy to see me?”
Much like a flasher in a NYC alleyway, This 6”x6” card goes full mast as soon as it opens up, making anyone who receives this card speechless. You can write your own personal message inside, or even include jizz glitter to really show how excited you are to give this card to your friends and significant others.
Your friends won’t even care that there’s no money in the card, once they open it up and get a surprise that will make boyfriends red with embarrassment and girlfriends green with envy.
It took YEARS of searching for the perfect phallic specimen for our 3D Pop Up Dick Card. Only after we traveled to Sremski Karlovici, Serbia did we find what we were longing for. The perfect penis. After a 3 day molding process we knew we had struck pure dick gold. You can now share our incredible find with friends and family when you send them our 3D Pop Up Dick Card! No one can compete with the time and craftsmanship we put into each and every card.
You can always add a personal message… but we believe our 3D Dicks speak for themselves.
