FOR YOU – Never Ending Country Moaning Song Card

$14.99

FOR YOU – Never Ending Country Moaning Song Card

$14.99

Make a splash this year with the most annoying card you can buy.  Over four hours of looping sounds that can only be stopped when destroyed.  The best part?  When the recipient destroys the card…it drops glitter EVERYWHERE.

Ever wondered what it’s like to drive someone to insanity? Now you can with the Never Ending Porn Sound Card!!

Here is the audio this card plays when activated:

Designed to look like a cute Greeting Card, this card pack a wallop when the recipient opens it to hear what starts out as a country love song, only to quickly turn sexual and make porn sounds for hours without being able to turn it off.

Imagine your coworker opening this card in your hip and wide open office space. Screams of pleasure coming from his or her cubicle will no doubt earn a beat red face and a stern talking to.

Happy Pranking, Friends.

***REMINDER*** if ordered “activated” the card will deploy the next time it is opened.  That means you’ll have an ear full of porn moans for 4+ hours if you’re not careful.  If you plan on writing a note on the inside, make sure to order “not activated”

 

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The original anonymous mail prank. Sent from our discreet warehouse, all orders are 100% anonymous unless told otherwise

Once you order your prank, we will add everything you need to make the gifting experience unforgettable and ship it FAST

We'll let you know when the recipient has received their "package" so you can film their reaction or laugh at their confusion

Injury Disclaimer

Due to the nature of our product, the surprise element may be dangerous.


Please make sure to advise the end user to open away from the face and inform them of the pop up surprise.


We are not responsible for any misuse of our products and the sender of this gift accepts all liability.


Thank you for helping us continue to provide a safe and memorable experience for everyone!


— The Pranks Anonymous Team