Happy Mothers Day: You’re the Sh*t
Have a mom? That’s cool, you should prank her.
Spice up the old ladies life a bit and send her something she’s never gotten before…something she’ll never forget!
The Mother’s Day Sh*t Box is the perfect gift for any mom with a sense of humor. A pretty box with “Happy Mothers Day” on the outside quickly turns to shit as the inside is a chocolate piece of poop. High quality poop, of course. She deserves the best, so our high quality vegan dark chocolate crafted from a certified chocolatier isn’t just some crap you passed to her, you got her the best.
This Mothers Day Gift is shipped anonymously from our warehouse in San Diego, Ca.
Description: Send Poop In The Mail
When you want to deliver something special to that special someone in your life, but they are a pile of poop as a person, so they don’t deserve anything nice. This Chocolate Turd looks frightful, but is actually quite delicious.
The original and absolute best chocolate novelty gift for your friends, family, or just a random person you want to feed chocolate in the shape of poo.
Specifications: Send Poop In The Mail
Weight: 8 oz
Dimensions: 9 x 7 x 3 in