Why We Have The BEST Jizz Glitter Bomb Cards:
PACKED WITH JIZZ GLITTER
Obviously the most important aspect of a sperm glitter bomb card is the sperm explosion. This being the case, it is extremely important that the sperm glitter bomb card is crafted correctly. In order to cut costs, most glitter bomb card providers simply fill their envelopes with glitter. Unfortunately, this can result in an extremely poor glitter explosion. At Pranks Anonymous we crafted the perfect compartment to hold your jizz glitter until the card is opened. Once the card is opened, rest assured that tiny colorful sperms will get absolutely everywhere!
JIZZ GLITTER OPTIONS
The whole point of a jizz glitter bomb card is to cover everyone and everything surrounding it in glitter… right!? That’s why it is extremely important that the sperm bomb card is packed with massive amounts of jizz glitter! Most companies are pretty light on the glitter these days, but Pranks Anonymous lets you DOUBLE and even TRIPLE your jizz glitter!
PERSONALIZATION
We have already covered how most prank websites are fairly cookie-cutter with their products. But you want your prank to be unique… and you want to get your point across. This cannot be accomplished with the previously stated websites. Fortunately, At Pranks Anonymous you can fully personalize your prank with messages on the inside as well as the outside and increase the glitter amounts.
CUSTOMER SERVICE
Something that is commonly overlooked is customer service. You always want to know that you have someone on the other end to answer any questions you may have. This is extremely important when it comes to any product you buy on the internet. We pride ourselves in our A+ Customer service and swift response time. We know that you want to make sure that whichever prank you choose, that it is created and functions perfectly. We may just be a prank website but we take our products and customers extremely seriously and believe we do our job better than anyone on the web. Feel free to contact us if you have any additional questions.
Description: Jizz Glitter Bomb Card
We have designed the perfect Sperm Bomb Card for your pranking needs! It’s even the perfect gift for any Bachelorette Party! Our Custom Made Greeting Cards and specially made pouches hold 1X, 2X, or 3X the sperm glitter secretively in place until the card is opened. And of course, once opened, whoever opens it will have a huge spermy mess on their hands! Select your own Custom Message for both Inside and Outside of your card in order to create the best pranking experience possible.
Specifications: Jizz Glitter Bomb Card
Size: 5″ x 7″ (folds to 5″ x 3.5″)
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