I Have a Small Penis – Never Ending Prank Card

$14.99

I Have a Small Penis – Never Ending Prank Card

$14.99

***NOTE*** If you are ordering the card activated, we assume the next person who opens the cards is the recipient.  That means, when the card is opened next, it will be triggered and you will not be able to turn the sound off.

Want to embarrass someone? give them a card that screams “I have a small penis” for up to four hours straight!!  The  card is designed to let the mother and father to-be know exactly what they are getting into. 

  • Up to four hours of continuously looping “I HAVE A SMALL PENIS”.  Make sure they open it in public for maximum embarrassment and panic (video below)
  • Anonymously sent activate with your custom message already inside
  • The only way to stop the music is to destroy the card
  • When destroyed, a payload of fine glitter is there to make one final joke
  • maximum satisfaction 

Our Famous Never Ending Greeting Cards are back! Anonymously send the most confusing and offensive cards you never knew you needed

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The original anonymous mail prank. Sent from our discreet warehouse, all orders are 100% anonymous unless told otherwise

Once you order your prank, we will add everything you need to make the gifting experience unforgettable and ship it FAST

We'll let you know when the recipient has received their "package" so you can film their reaction or laugh at their confusion

Injury Disclaimer

Due to the nature of our product, the surprise element may be dangerous.


Please make sure to advise the end user to open away from the face and inform them of the pop up surprise.


We are not responsible for any misuse of our products and the sender of this gift accepts all liability.


Thank you for helping us continue to provide a safe and memorable experience for everyone!


— The Pranks Anonymous Team