Happy Father’s Day: You’re the Sh*t
Have a dad? That’s cool, you should prank him.
Spice up the old fellas boring life a bit and send him something he’s never gotten before…something he’ll never forget!
The Happy Father’s Day Gift Shit Box is the perfect gift for any dad with a sense of humor. A manly box with “Dear Dad” on the outside quickly turns to shit as the inside is a chocolate piece of poop. High quality poop, of course. He deserves the best, so our high quality vegan dark chocolate made from small batch chocolate, using certified organic beans from Madagascar. This Father’s Day Gift Box Prank is shipped anonymously from our warehouse in San Diego, Ca.
Only 250 available, so get on it!
Description: Send Poop In The Mail
When you want to deliver something special to that special someone in your life, but they are a pile of poop as a person, so they don’t deserve anything nice. This Chocolate Turd looks frightful, but is actually quite delicious.
The original and absolute best chocolate novelty gift for your friends, family, or just a random person you want to feed chocolate in the shape of poo.
Specifications: Send Poop In The Mail
Weight: 8 oz
Dimensions: 9 x 7 x 3 in